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Morrisons Supermarket Selling Imitiation Firearms!
21 May, 2014, 21:31
I was shocked to find these in one of their stores today:
I've already prepared this news story for publication in the Daily Mail:
Morrisons Super Black Market - by Victorya Ukipy
The well known UK supermarket 'Morrisons' has introduced a new line: deadly firearms for children. For just £3 our reporter was able to purchase these two replica firearms. The guns are exact models of the powerful Glock 19mm that is used by police armed response teams and the MP5 assault rifle machine gun that was famously used by Osama bin Laden. Most shockingly of all our reporter was not even asked for a UKARA license to purchase these guns, which is a legal requirement in the UK. Outside he asked one of the Morrisons employees to explain how this was the case, however the employee failed to answer questions such as: 'don't you think there's a risk that kids might fill these with acid and shoot each other? Or that they might fill them with petrol and then fire them into the engines of cars that are only supposed to be filled with diesel?' The employee's comment was simply: "I don't know mate, I just get paid to push the trolleys." Well, as our investigation has shown, that's not all they're pushing. They're also pushing death on our kids. They may also have something to do with the increase in illegal immigration. Our investigation continues.
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21 May, 2014, 21:34
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That's hilarious
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21 May, 2014, 22:36
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Is the one on the right an AK / uzi?
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21 May, 2014, 22:42
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"Deadly firearms" and a "ukara license". Faith in humanity lost...
Oh not to mention Osama bin ladens mp5. I should get one of those new WE apache mp5s to match my al qaeda loadout. *facepalm.
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21 May, 2014, 22:45
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But how did they taste.
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22 May, 2014, 18:22
Re: Morrisons Supermarket Selling Imitiation Firearms!
Can I just thank everyone on this forum for reading this and remaining sane.
I know there aren't any other airsoft forums, but if there was another Airsoft Forum in the UK and you saw the reaction some people had on there... Sweet Jesus.
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22 May, 2014, 18:58
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Victorya Ukipy!?
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22 May, 2014, 19:05
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I wrote a follow-up piece on that other forum by 'Constance Curtaintwitcher.'
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22 May, 2014, 19:08
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X marks the spot!
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22 May, 2014, 22:29
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At least the triggers makes them two tone
Over 150 positive sales & trades on this and other forums!
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8 June, 2014, 11:50
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Journalists guide to firearm identification.
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G&G GR15 Raider-L, KJW P226, Cybergun M3, TM MP5 (x2)
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8 June, 2014, 13:48
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at least i'll get a discount if i buy my new "glock" at morrisons :-)
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