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    I'm on the Orange team near the Green spawn point. I'm standing near a doorway and there are stairs to the left that are leading away from the spawn point and where there is likely an objective. Then a green walks through the door. He stares at me for about 3 seconds...

    Green: Hey are you an Orange?
    Me: *Shoots him in the chest*

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    • Re: best quotes

      Originally posted by psirus101 View Post
      During a night game.

      Player: Marshall, Marshall, that guys not taking his hits.

      Off trundles the marshall,

      Upon his return "Thats because its a damn tree."
      What happened after...

      Tree: TREE?! I am no TREE...I am an Ent

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      • Re: best quotes

        "Know-it-all" marshal says to someone: "Don't bova mate, you'll never get 'im from there."
        The person he was talking to raises his rifle *fap*, hop lifts the BB a little before it drops slightly and hits the target's shoulder.
        Target: "Hit!"
        Shooter: "I got him..."
        Marshal walks off...
        sigpic
        "I are God, lol."

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          When storming building/bunker
          " Fix Bayonets ! "
          Had some rather odd looks for that one LOL
          The United Kingdom. Its where Great Britain used to be.

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          • Re: best quotes

            Sit your five dollar ass down before i make change!!!

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            • Re: best quotes

              I do get some weird looks before a charge.

              "Ready to go over the top, chaps? Tally ho!"
              sigpic
              "I are God, lol."

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              • Re: best quotes

                Playing a black ops portishead a few weeks ago, sitting with my MSR behind a barricade with a marshal, when the following comes across the radio:
                "thank god tinman (me) just went out",
                "Nope still here",
                few seconds later "damn".

                Had me and the marshal in stiches.

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                • Re: best quotes

                  Just before me running into a bunker with two lit grenades

                  Me: ok am gonna go in kamikaze style
                  Mate: why not just keep them suppressed and il run round the back?
                  Me: just got a text. She's found the receipt for my latest purchase.. Don't really wanna go home to be honest..
                  Mate: fair play. Off you go.

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                  • Re: best quotes

                    Just before throwing a tornado grenade into a room "to whom it may concern....GRENAAAADE"

                    Sent from my GT-S5830i using Tapatalk 2

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                    • Re: best quotes

                      In Matlock a few months ago getting ready to defend against an attack, we were all getting into position.
                      A lad comes crawing into a trench
                      "I wouldnt come close to me mate"
                      "Why is there contacts?"
                      "No I've just farted"

                      cue noises of disgust & scattered laughter

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                      • Re: best quotes

                        Marshal " Any questions about the dirty bomb"
                        Player " Yeah, does it take it up the arse ?"

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                        • Re: best quotes

                          Some of the funnier ones i've heard:
                          Between a marshal and some kid: "Who's not taking their hits?" "That guy! over there! With the camo, and the gun"
                          "Stop shooting i'm a fucking marshal"
                          "Congratulations! You've been selected for some random homosexual testing!"

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                          • Re: best quotes

                            Originally posted by WillGreen View Post
                            "Know-it-all" marshal says to someone: "Don't bova mate, you'll never get 'im from there."
                            The person he was talking to raises his rifle *fap*, hop lifts the BB a little before it drops slightly and hits the target's shoulder.
                            Target: "Hit!"
                            Shooter: "I got him..."
                            Marshal walks off...
                            had that before
                            usually showing up systema owners with my TM
                            "you dont need to see my UKARA.........I have a wrist band :P"

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                            • best quotes

                              Some of the funnier ones I've heard from my friends:
                              "I'll suggest a Miracle Barrel"... When that friend does not own it.
                              "Are silencers good?"
                              "I've heard it's good... ^insert airsoft retailer^ says so"

                              Now, some of the more cooler quotes:
                              "A no Cheeki Breeki iv damke!"-STALKER SOC
                              "认他吃莲子𡙡! (Literally means; Let Him Eat Lotus seeds! Figuratively means: Let's shoot him!)"-My dad taught me that.

                              "除掉他! (Means: Let's drop/kill him!)" - My dad also taught me that

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