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  • #16
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    You guys ought to do a story about me sometime!
    Why should we do a story about you?
    Because I'm so f*king good!

    Such an awesome film, and quote.

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    • #17
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      'You seen any... combat?'

      'I've seen a little... on TV...'

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      • #18
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        If little red Riding Hood should show up with a bad attitude and a bazooka, i expect you to chin the b**ch.

        Theres a sniper over there...
        Where?
        Over there...
        But...WHERE?
        You see that bush to your front?
        Yeah...
        Thats him...
        Rubbish, that not a sni...Hit!
        Told you...


        I think the best one i ever saw thought was the time one of our lads was just plinking away at a tree on the opposite side of the trenches. One of the shots went a little bit wild. All we heard was HIT! And a sniper ghillied up walked out of the bushes. Fair play to the bloke for taking that hit though! Quote from that was 'OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I am leetist.'

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        • #19
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          my team normally stop for a quick cuppa when in a long woodland game

          One particular game they decided to assault our position mid tea which is ruddy unbritish of them
          As a couple of guys ran towards us my mate yelled out "the only reason you should be running towards me when I'm drinking tea is to bring me biscuits.........Are you bringing me biscuits"

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          • #20
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            My faves are...

            "thunder or we shoot"
            "whats that mean!?"

            "aw im out of ammo anyone got a lighter?!"

            "Ok everyone ready?"
            "No wait Marshal i left my gun at the safe zone"


            "ok guys were going to do the following (random made up tactics and names)
            "LEEEEEEEEEEEROY JENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKINGS"

            "FIX BAYONETS"

            "didnt know bushes had two tones"
            followed buy a young lad screaming hit as the bush got pruned.
            Last edited by Hypnose; 17 January, 2010, 12:17.
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            • #21
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              no my best sniper comment was about my friend jim, he's a big man
              "sniper on that mound!"
              "where on that mound?"
              "no that mound is a sniper!"
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              • #22
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                At GZ today said by a marshal in a Delta dead zone - "Every one in here respawns together, goes back out there and a*se r*pes bravo!"
                Quote - "besides read what you said you sounded really left haha daisy down my tightbore left."

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                • #23
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                  At my 1st ever Stirling game at Copehill, a few years ago, my mates battle cry was
                  'behold!!! We have come from the north to save you!!!!'
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                  • #24
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                    @Rimms just laughed so much re: biscuits a little but of wee just came out

                    my favourite quote from todays action was:

                    The stew has got three tins of chilli, 4 cans of red bull and that funny yaste is where I pissed in it earlier....
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                    • #25
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                      "Did somebody say charge?"

                      Also "Don't wait til you see the whites of their trainers" (on n00bs)

                      Both overheard at Tech Brigade
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                      Originally posted by Tiercel
                      I mean, how dare I have fun? Im ruining thier immersion

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                      • #26
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                        Chanted by me and my two mates as a distraction while the others on our team charged from another angle at grange farm

                        kill the reds kill the reds punch em in the nuts (RVB quote)

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                        • #27
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                          [QUOTE=Greeny;264087]@Rimms just laughed so much re: biscuits a little but of wee just came out
                          QUOTE]


                          you should have been there, its bloody hard to have a fire fight whilst crying with laughter

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                          • #28
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                            drink your beer before it get cold :D

                            one of my many random quotes i come out with after a few beers

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                            • #29
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                              Get out of my car, you puking ba$tard.

                              One of the many quotes you hear from others after you start on the few beers!
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                              • #30
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                                From the last game at bristol courthouse, in a zombie game:

                                *Groan..* *Groan* *Gro_oowwwww_an..*

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