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shadowcaptain
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18 January, 2010, 15:24
Re: best quotes
from my milsim yesterday
"red star 4-1 this is red star alpha what is your current location, over"
"erm.... we're all dead"
also this
"R-T-1 this is red star alpha, requesting RT strike at coordinates 2143...erm.. erm is this the right map?"
haha when everybody is trying to be accurate nothings beats the people that mess up on the radio
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also at one point everybody was trying to call the commander so i heard alot of "red star command" "star command do you copy" "star command"
to which i suddenly broadcast over the radio
"star command star command do you copy, this is buzz lightyear i repeat this is buzz lightyear"
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#32
18 January, 2010, 15:45
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'you ever kill any woman, or children?'
'sometimes'
'how can you shoot women, and children!'
'easy, you just dont lead them as much!, aint war hell!!!
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18 January, 2010, 15:53
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my mate saying i love the smell of napalm in the morning it smell like vicktory after holding of a bunker at wiltshire warzone and ther being thick smoke everywhere
When in doubt call your self out
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18 January, 2010, 19:42
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Come on you apes. You want to live forever?
Heinman fan?
It's gotta be the classic though;
"Don't worry mate, he can't hit us from there..."
*Thwack!*
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#35
18 January, 2010, 19:58
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Essentially the last words of an English general in the 19th century too
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18 January, 2010, 20:35
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'YEH! Thats some hardcore american engineering!'
'I hate to break it to you, but you know thats mass produced in china right?'
I love game quotes in skirmishes
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#37
18 January, 2010, 20:52
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Has to be after assaulting the same position for an hour and going nowhere, we regrouped and our sarge simply asked "Anyone fancy changing map?"
needless to say we all pissed ourselves and were ready to go again almost immeadiately
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#38
18 January, 2010, 21:11
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As I went to pull the pin on a grenade:
Me - "Hit!"
Fellow team member - "Never mind that! Is the pin still in!?"
"Superior Firepower: If it's not working, you're not using enough!"
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18 January, 2010, 23:14
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As I went to pull the pin on a grenade:
Me - "Hit!"
Fellow team member - "Never mind that! Is the pin still in!?"
Quality! :D
Not an airsoft quote, but something i cant help but laugh at everytime...
Taken from the book 'Pull up a sandbag'
Picture the scene: The Army Ranger Wing (ARW) Irish special forces is down in the glen of Imaal on a sniper selection course. Trainees are given 5 minutes to leg it and hide in the wilderness, while the Rangers look the other way. Then the Rangers try to find the wannabe snipers.
At the same time, a platoon of reservist recruits are having their first cam and concealment lesson. The Corporal in charge has them all in a semi circle, and starts his lesson. After teaching the recuits how to apply cam cream, oneof the Rangers approaches him.
The Corporal inquires what the problem is, but the hunter raises an index finger in a 'shut the f**k up' gesture, while his radio crackles away.
''Move left 2 metres''
The hunter is now in the middle of the semi circle, between the recruits and the corporal, when he gets an ''At your feet'' on the radio. The next thing, everyone hears voice say ''Ah bo**ocks. Am i binned?'' as a sniper, who was a clump of grass a few seconds ago, rises to his feet bang in the centre of the unsuspecting but amazed recruits. The hunter replys ''No mate, you'll get another go. Get yourself into the transport''
The Corporal instructor and the reservists are all gobsmacked, until the Corporal say ''And i want you lot BETTER than that by the end of the day!!!''
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18 January, 2010, 23:27
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"Did somebody say charge?"
Guilty
I suppose one of the Treadstoners has to say 'URRRAAAAA!!!!!'
My personal favourite was said whilst I ambushed a delta patrol at the NAE 09, leaping out of a bush screaming 'BANZAIIIII!!!!'
'F***! Ninja! Theres a F***ing Ninja! Right!'
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#41
19 January, 2010, 08:28
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Nice one Hoggy. Reminds me of the scene from 'Clear and Present Danger.'
[Chavez was able to close in on the Sergeant Major by using a cheeseburger wrapper as a decoy]
Sergeant Major: Soldier, how did you get so close to me?
Chavez: Sniper approached the instructor by being a sneaky bastard, Sergeant Major!
My favourite few in Hong Kong are always funny simply because amidst all the Chinese shouting, I hear a few words in Cantonese that I'm able to understand. usually 他媽的!
The other week we also set up a small game where the enemy were attacking us up a hill. We soon realised that it was pointless, and there was a lot of shouting regarding this.
'These bb's aren't f**king cheap you know!!'
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#42
19 January, 2010, 15:46
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Some great ones here
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#43
19 January, 2010, 16:48
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"dont shoot until you see the fluorescent of their guns"
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19 January, 2010, 20:46
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not relevent to airsoft but brilliant
if all else fails, call an airstrike
i can just picture a yank commander saying this to his unit...
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19 January, 2010, 21:05
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"This plan is going to go down as well as a burning Spitfire."
and not from airsoft (...yet)
"Well...That was pretty f***ing ninja."
"Superior Firepower: If it's not working, you're not using enough!"
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