Login or Sign Up
Logging in...
Remember me
Login
Forgot password or user name?
or
Sign Up
Log in with
Forums
Classifieds
Groups
Zero One Airsoft
Ground Zero Airsoft
Airsoft Festival
Today's Posts
|
Member List
|
Calendar
|
Forum Rules
|
Forum
Airsoft Related
Battle Stories
Announcement
Collapse
No announcement yet.
Zero One Ads
Collapse
best quotes
Collapse
X
Collapse
Posts
Latest Activity
Photos
Search
Page
of
19
Filter
Time
All Time
Today
Last Week
Last Month
Show
All
Discussions only
Photos only
Videos only
Links only
Polls only
Events only
Filtered by:
Clear All
new posts
Previous
1
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
19
template
Next
North West Outpost
Major General
Join Date:
Aug 2009
Posts:
4240
Share
Tweet
#151
26 June, 2010, 11:33
Re: best quotes
From We were soldiers.....
Good morning sergeant, lovelly weather...
Reply......Who am I a F*cking weather man
Gun tech.
AIRSOFTERS.........Load of Balls.!
http://forums.zeroin.co.uk/showthrea...r-Offizier-M41
Comment
Post
Cancel
Hornet_Seven
Private
Join Date:
Mar 2010
Posts:
59
Share
Tweet
#152
26 June, 2010, 11:35
Re: best quotes
A while back, a mate of mine ran out of ammo when assaulting a bunker (I know, bad time :eek
and threw a black drinks bottle he saw lying on the floor at the bunker instead, screaming 'eat nade *****es!'
One of the guys in the bunker got hit on the head with it and cried hit :D and the rest of the guys swore and jumped out the bunker..... then got utterly creamed by us
Also, at another game, a guy on our team with an M249 mk2 got back to us after regen when we were defending a building and were in serious ****, pinned down and everything. He shouted as he took cover near us "Deadly, fully armed and fully loaded; you guys miss me?" to which the entire team replied "HELL YEAH!". I know it's another COD4 quote, but it was soo funny at the time :D
"When the pin is pulled out, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend" - US Army Training Manual
http://www.zeroin.co.uk/member.php?u=103033
Comment
Post
Cancel
King61
Banned
Join Date:
May 2010
Posts:
166
Share
Tweet
#153
27 June, 2010, 18:26
Re: best quotes
Not quite a quote but will say it anyhow.
I was with 2 others guys, both mates of mine, and we were shooting at a group of 4 not far away. For some reason the firing stopped, I guess everyone was reloading or discussing tactics, my mate made the biggest burp, and a member of the other team went "Bloody hell mate just use a gas canister its more eco freindly!".
Comment
Post
Cancel
GhostDivisionAirsoft
Account Not Validated
Join Date:
Jun 2010
Posts:
1777
Share
Tweet
#154
28 June, 2010, 21:23
Re: best quotes
From Predator.
Concered soldier: Sir! you've been hit! Do you need help?
Sarge: I HAVEN'T GOT TIME TO BLEED! *kills 4 more people while spraying from the hip*
Comment
Post
Cancel
spetsnazdave87
Banned
Join Date:
Dec 2006
Posts:
5092
Share
Tweet
#155
28 June, 2010, 21:39
Re: best quotes
Thats a bit of a quote fail.
Comment
Post
Cancel
kommissarboris
Major General
Join Date:
Mar 2008
Posts:
3647
Share
Tweet
#156
28 June, 2010, 22:37
Re: best quotes
my 2 favourites, from the same film.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?"
Private Eightball: "Believe it or not, but under fire, Animal Mother can be a wonderful human being. All he needs is somebody throwing grenades at him 'til the end of his life."
Boris
K98 sale ---->
http://forums.zeroin.co.uk/showthrea...43#post1216243
Comment
Post
Cancel
King61
Banned
Join Date:
May 2010
Posts:
166
Share
Tweet
#157
29 June, 2010, 00:13
Re: best quotes
Originally posted by
GhostDivisionAirsoft
View Post
From Predator.
Concered soldier: Sir! you've been hit! Do you need help?
Sarge: I HAVEN'T GOT TIME TO BLEED! *kills 4 more people while spraying from the hip*
Which Predators that from? Seen the 1 and 2, so Im guessing its from 3 as havent seen that. If its in 1 or 2 then Ive just forgotten it lol.
Comment
Post
Cancel
Delta
Major General
Join Date:
May 2009
Posts:
3395
Share
Tweet
#158
29 June, 2010, 00:25
Re: best quotes
Its from 1 I believe.
- PM ME -
Comment
Post
Cancel
lolzombies
Corporal
Join Date:
Oct 2009
Posts:
142
Share
Tweet
#159
29 June, 2010, 00:45
Re: best quotes
One guy left on each team in close proximity to each other with everyone watching.
"Negotiate a truce!"
sigpic
Comment
Post
Cancel
paulyboy
Banned
Join Date:
Aug 2007
Posts:
610
Share
Tweet
#160
29 June, 2010, 00:55
Re: best quotes
fancy dress game last month my mate dressed as jesus shouting "jesus - feel my wrath " and my response as he shouted it at me before opening up his ak on full auto "me - jesus has a s*** shot "
Last edited by
Sci Fi Steve
;
29 June, 2010, 17:21
.
Comment
Post
Cancel
GhostDivisionAirsoft
Account Not Validated
Join Date:
Jun 2010
Posts:
1777
Share
Tweet
#161
29 June, 2010, 16:51
Re: best quotes
it's in predator 1
Comment
Post
Cancel
fesoj
Private
Join Date:
Jun 2010
Posts:
89
Share
Tweet
#162
29 June, 2010, 19:55
Re: best quotes
ome of my fav quotes, for some reason!
"Last mag!"
or once i walked up to the blues and did a sarge quote
"i hope you brought your wallets - EGLM- Because the rent in hell gets paid in advance!"
Comment
Post
Cancel
R34V3R
Captain
Join Date:
Dec 2006
Posts:
604
Share
Tweet
#163
30 June, 2010, 20:46
Re: best quotes
whilst travelling with a mate of mine to airsoft (this was a while ago and twas just reminded of it), id just lit a cigarette when he turns to me and says:
Mate: You know, those cigarettes will kill you eventually.
Me: Yeah? that two tone gun in the boot will get you lynched quicker than smoking will kill me.
Reaver
"I'm three sheets to the wind, and i haven't even left the harbour!"
Comment
Post
Cancel
paulyboy
Banned
Join Date:
Aug 2007
Posts:
610
Share
Tweet
#164
30 June, 2010, 20:50
Re: best quotes
rofl love it
Comment
Post
Cancel
RM_Stu
Lieutenant
Join Date:
Mar 2010
Posts:
494
Share
Tweet
#165
4 July, 2010, 22:59
Re: best quotes
heard this one today that made me giggle
watching one of my own team run past me with his hand in the air after getting hit he calls out
"we will never take that hut.....there's russians inside there!"
Comment
Post
Cancel
Previous
1
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
19
template
Next
About the Author
Collapse
Find out more about
ste887
Working...
Yes
No
OK
OK
Cancel
X