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**GhostDivisionAirsoft** · 1 January, 2011, 21:07

Re: best quotes

Originally posted by ste887 View Post

catching a AI impact tornado and returning it with the quote
"verzeihung aber sie haben iher granate vergessen" (excuse me, but you have forgotten your grenade)
then returning it to sender

I think that might've been better if you did a proper gentleman's accent.

**ste887** · 2 January, 2011, 17:14

Re: best quotes

Originally posted by GhostDivisionAirsoft View Post

I think that might've been better if you did a proper gentleman's accent.

playing as GSG-9 in a siege situation,
seemed to fit for me

**dj2l8b** · 2 January, 2011, 18:36

Re: best quotes

Assumption is the mother of all F ups...!!...

and its true in all ways

**Reephamike** · 3 January, 2011, 00:15

Re: best quotes

During a fight in the woods, we are hold up the defence and a crop spray plane flew over the woods and I had to shout "Our recon plane will find them, where ever they hide!"

**~~AKManiac~~** · 3 January, 2011, 18:29

Re: best quotes

Heard someone shout "WOOOH 7 KILL STREAK, HARRIER STRIKE INCOMING!". Was annoying at the time but now I think about it was actually quite funny.

**~~Valkyrie~~** · 4 January, 2011, 00:48

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"Were not retreating....were advancing in a different direction!" (my personal favourite that i say most games)

"If at first you dont suceed...Get a bigger gun"

**ElCarl** · 21 January, 2011, 20:27

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I remember at the weekender, two mates and I were assassins for the Others team (Posing as Delta), we were walking up to a Delta-controlled point (An entrance to their base) and one other guy obviously found the way the guards were going crazy over everyone's tags hilarious, so he was walking around going "Delta! Delta! Deltadeltadeltaa!" (Etc.)
He didn't quite realise what happened when the guards saw our tag numbers and we legged it (My two mates surviving and myself getting killed... Typical) until just after - when he just went "Sh*t! They were assassins??"
What made the day even better was that each of my mates had individually managed to assassinate the enemy team leader within 10 minutes of each other, only to be told that it didn't count - our leader had given us the wrong times *facepalm*

**~~Kang~~** · 21 January, 2011, 22:31

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team leader:Okay guys targets are live!!!

Me:They were dead before now?

**crawf** · 27 January, 2011, 20:21

Re: best quotes

That's not a war cry, THIS IS A WAR CRY...

**goudie** · 27 January, 2011, 20:35

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airsoft, where only pride gets hurt.

**ElCarl** · 27 January, 2011, 22:30

Re: best quotes

Originally posted by goudie View Post

airsoft, where only pride gets hurt.

And the occasional testicle.

**johnnyeaves** · 31 May, 2011, 23:41

"I got one! I got one!"

"What do you want a f**king sweetie, keep firing you c*nt!"

28 Days Later

**~~psirus101~~** · 31 May, 2011, 23:56

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During a night game.

Player: Marshall, Marshall, that guys not taking his hits.

Off trundles the marshall,

Upon his return "Thats because its a damn tree."

**1eye** · 1 June, 2011, 07:05

Re: best quotes

Marshall: "tea coming through" *pokes tea cup out of the door*
I think he just got board of saying marshall coming through and I was very tempted to shoot the cup.

**FormerSmurf** · 1 June, 2011, 11:14

Re: best quotes

"your cam cream looks solid and hard to spread"

"you're telling me, its like fingering a f#king lego man"

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