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bill1310
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1 June, 2011, 11:23
Re: best quotes
u should know lol
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1 June, 2011, 11:27
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no one succeeds better than a budgie
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1 June, 2011, 11:28
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sympathy its in the dictionary between shit and sythilis
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1 June, 2011, 12:39
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"he is over there by the tree"
(****** ***** woodland where there are hundreds of trees)
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1 June, 2011, 13:19
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"That bush looks like it moved.... HIT!"
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1 June, 2011, 13:44
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A quote that must be used at some point from football factory
"We'll get the beers safe and then we'll outflank 'em"
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1 June, 2011, 13:53
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'Defend this place like you'd defend your 13 year old daughter - don't let it get f*cked' - by Jed at The Rock
T.W.A.A.T. - Tactical Woodland Airsoft Assault Team
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6 June, 2011, 10:06
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During the briefing of my first ever skirmish, while being told what constitute's a hit and what doesn't, a friend of mine said:
"What if you get hit in the shoe?"
Marshal replied - "that's a kill"
Said friend retorted with "what if your shoe has fallen off and is nowhere near you?"
LOLd
"They love it, they do, they love it"
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6 June, 2011, 16:24
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Marshall finishing the game briefing:
'any questions?'
'Yeah, why is the sky blue?'
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6 June, 2011, 17:08
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Some team member: "They've saw us, get down!"
Someone else: "Giggity"
A real man doesn't own a gun... A real man owns 5 or more
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6 June, 2011, 17:12
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Some team member: "They've saw us, get down!"
Someone else: "Giggity"
I've had similar when somebody has shouted get down and about 4 guys started to dance across the room.....
Just because you can doesn't mean you should......
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8 June, 2011, 13:00
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Marshall finishing the game briefing:
'any questions?'
'Yeah, why is the sky blue?'
i get that all the time when im doing game breifs.
that and "where do babys come from".
the people who say it tend to then become test dummies to see if a room is clear during the game :D
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8 June, 2011, 18:36
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Overheard on the radio before the start of games
"Watch out guys, the opposite team have ex SAS members with them"
My good friend replies:
"Does that mean they have watched all of ultimate force?"
CLASSIC :D
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You Know When You've Been Deagled!
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8 June, 2011, 18:57
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me: anyone got any pyro....... other: nope
few seconds later.......
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ME: looks like they had pyro then:D
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9 June, 2011, 02:12
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myself at skirmish billericay on a private game night;
"YOU MAY TAKE OUR LAND BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE OUR CARAVAN"
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