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R34V3R
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#256
14 June, 2011, 23:14
Re: best quotes
recently conversed with an old airsoft friend (guy who incidentally got me into airsoft) who promptly reminded me of this:
Him: wait here, im going to clear that room
Me: sure
short burst of aeg fire and him screaming like a little girl
Me: you ok mate?
Him: ive been lit up like christmas, my face hurts and my boxers are so far up my arse i can taste the gusset in the back of me throat, other than that im f**king peachy....
laughed so much i couldnt return fire when the guy who shot him poked his head round the door......
Reaver
"I'm three sheets to the wind, and i haven't even left the harbour!"
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yiddo212
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#257
14 June, 2011, 23:33
Re: best quotes
guy at a game a few months back
Guy: Movement left, movement left
Me: "confused look on my face"
Guy: "Unloading a midcap into a bush from about 20meters away"
Me "even more confused look on my face, now mixed with disbelief"
Guy: GRENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE
Me: Congratulations you have managed to shoot the black bin bag caught up in the shrubs, you truly are my hero (all said as i was fighting back tears of laughter)
"Of all the things i've lost, I miss my mind the most"
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stoned_lama
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#258
15 June, 2011, 22:35
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Aaaaages ago when I started airsoft a grenade rolled infront of me and two of my friends 3 seconds pass, I began lauging hahahahah it's a du....BOOM
I've now lernt to dive when I see a grenade.
"Those who stand for nothing fall for anything."
-Alexander Hamilton
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#259
15 June, 2011, 22:40
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"Take him out!"
"What for, a dinner or movie?"
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cool-breeze87
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#260
15 June, 2011, 23:49
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I'll set the scene. The enemy team have all taken a fire position in this trench that surrounds the area they have to take over. Little do they know that I'm actually behind them hiding in some ferns with a shotgun. I pop up and start shooting.
Guy: "I just got shot in the back"
At this point nobody turns around so I keep firing away. I had to shoot someone 4 times with the shotgun until the marshal pointed out that they were dead.
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Jabba
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#261
15 June, 2011, 23:59
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Overheard from a tent at a weekender: "Bacon, if you shoot me with that pistol I will t-bag you into next week!!!"
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Game over man! Game over!
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Splinter456
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#262
16 June, 2011, 10:12
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epic FAL!
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machete
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#263
16 June, 2011, 14:16
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When ever I'm the last man in a bunker
"Who has a message for germany?"
or another personal favourite
Me: "Private x. When was abortion legalised in the Republic of Ireland?
Private x "erm.......it isn't legal"
Me "Then would you care to explain to me the reason for the state of your beret, boots, beard webbing etc."
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Texocet
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#264
19 March, 2012, 00:19
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A guy ran into our trench and the three of us all there yelled at him in an arnie voice, GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUGHT!!!!! He shat himself and ran......we realised he was opposing side and all shot him when he was fleeing xD
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Johnno
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#265
19 March, 2012, 00:27
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Roughly translated ......"What the fcuk was that?"
Mayor of Hiroshima 6th August 1945.
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North East Airsoft [UK]
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#266
21 March, 2012, 14:42
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A few from the legend that is a Captain America who plays up where I am. (now when I say Capt America I don’t mean the one from the comics. I mean Generation Kill)
CA: I’ve put 20,000 rounds down, they’re not talking their hits
CA: I’m putting down major rounds but they’re falling 10m short.
Me: Then stand 10m closer.
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hunter241
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#267
29 March, 2012, 11:22
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heard a few in my time
once at dragons lair
guy 1 "hey matt, are you doing some bacon sarnies for lunch"
guy 2 (matt) "yeah, why?"
guy 1 "can i have one please?"
matt "yeah sure"
guy 1 "ta babe"
one at AP a while back
guy 1 "where are they?"
guy 2 "over by the tree, see them?"
guy 1 "no, what tree?"
guy 2 "over by the birch tree!"
guy 1 "sorry, im not an expert on trees, what does it look like"
another one at AP month ago
random guy "everyones standing still like a ****ing idiot, yeah thats a nice shrub there, lets all stare"
same guy "hmmm, looks like we got better things to do, yeah lets make a human centipede rather than moving up, sounds good to me!"
pissed myself laughing at the 2nd one
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#268
7 April, 2012, 23:05
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Underfire from 2 LMGs and several assault rifles
Pork Scratching anyone?
"It is well that war is so terrible - otherwise we would grow too fond of it. " - Robert Edward Lee
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11 April, 2012, 07:01
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For Narnia! Chaaaarge!
*walking back from the failed charge*
Man, Aslan's gonna be pissed.
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Grandsatsuma
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#270
12 April, 2012, 21:15
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When I was playing at AWA woodland game I saw someone throw his gear on the ground and pull out a rubber combat knife and a Gas G19. He ran behind a squad of reds grabbed one round the neck (lightly) held the knife to his neck and made the other guys surrender. just before he "Cut the reds throat" he took a strong breath and said loudly "Mmmh, Your hair smells like ginger"
This had me in stitches.
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