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Sagittarius26
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#271
9 June, 2014, 14:18
Re: best quotes
I'm on the Orange team near the Green spawn point. I'm standing near a doorway and there are stairs to the left that are leading away from the spawn point and where there is likely an objective. Then a green walks through the door. He stares at me for about 3 seconds...
Green: Hey are you an Orange?
Me: *Shoots him in the chest*
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Sagittarius26
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#272
9 June, 2014, 17:28
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During a night game.
Player: Marshall, Marshall, that guys not taking his hits.
Off trundles the marshall,
Upon his return "Thats because its a damn tree."
What happened after...
Tree: TREE?! I am no TREE...I am an Ent
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WillGreen
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#273
1 July, 2014, 13:26
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"Know-it-all" marshal says to someone: "Don't bova mate, you'll never get 'im from there."
The person he was talking to raises his rifle *fap*, hop lifts the BB a little before it drops slightly and hits the target's shoulder.
Target: "Hit!"
Shooter: "I got him..."
Marshal walks off...
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"I are God, lol."
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wolfen
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#274
1 July, 2014, 13:33
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When storming building/bunker
" Fix Bayonets ! "
Had some rather odd looks for that one LOL
The United Kingdom. Its where Great Britain used to be.
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TheSaviour
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#275
1 July, 2014, 14:10
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Sit your five dollar ass down before i make change!!!
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WillGreen
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#276
2 July, 2014, 13:31
Re: best quotes
I do get some weird looks before a charge.
"Ready to go over the top, chaps? Tally ho!"
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expacifist
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#277
22 July, 2014, 16:22
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Playing a black ops portishead a few weeks ago, sitting with my MSR behind a barricade with a marshal, when the following comes across the radio:
"thank god tinman (me) just went out",
"Nope still here",
few seconds later "damn".
Had me and the marshal in stiches.
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W0lf
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#278
23 July, 2014, 09:08
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Just before me running into a bunker with two lit grenades
Me: ok am gonna go in kamikaze style
Mate: why not just keep them suppressed and il run round the back?
Me: just got a text. She's found the receipt for my latest purchase.. Don't really wanna go home to be honest..
Mate: fair play. Off you go.
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LukeCDC
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#279
23 July, 2014, 10:29
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Just before throwing a tornado grenade into a room "to whom it may concern....GRENAAAADE"
Sent from my GT-S5830i using Tapatalk 2
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#280
25 July, 2014, 09:58
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In Matlock a few months ago getting ready to defend against an attack, we were all getting into position.
A lad comes crawing into a trench
"I wouldnt come close to me mate"
"Why is there contacts?"
"No I've just farted"
cue noises of disgust & scattered laughter
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Dodgyknees
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#281
17 January, 2015, 07:50
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Marshal " Any questions about the dirty bomb"
Player " Yeah, does it take it up the arse ?"
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Jinx.. Stands For Jinx
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#282
5 May, 2015, 20:47
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Some of the funnier ones i've heard:
Between a marshal and some kid: "Who's not taking their hits?" "That guy! over there! With the camo, and the gun"
"Stop shooting i'm a fucking marshal"
"Congratulations! You've been selected for some random homosexual testing!"
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#283
4 June, 2015, 21:09
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"Know-it-all" marshal says to someone: "Don't bova mate, you'll never get 'im from there."
The person he was talking to raises his rifle *fap*, hop lifts the BB a little before it drops slightly and hits the target's shoulder.
Target: "Hit!"
Shooter: "I got him..."
Marshal walks off...
had that before
usually showing up systema owners with my TM
"you dont need to see my UKARA.........I have a wrist band :P"
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#284
13 September, 2015, 12:36
best quotes
Some of the funnier ones I've heard from my friends:
"I'll suggest a Miracle Barrel"... When that friend does not own it.
"Are silencers good?"
"I've heard it's good... ^insert airsoft retailer^ says so"
Now, some of the more cooler quotes:
"A no Cheeki Breeki iv damke!"-STALKER SOC
"认他吃莲子𡙡! (Literally means; Let Him Eat Lotus seeds! Figuratively means: Let's shoot him!)"-My dad taught me that.
"除掉他! (Means: Let's drop/kill him!)" - My dad also taught me that
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