best quotes

[spetsnazdave87]

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Ive used the 'pretty f*cking ninja' line already

[millar_7]

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My favourite from a film

"Boy sure would be good if we had some grenades!!!"

From an actual game though me and my oppo were in the bunker grenade flies in then the ritual "OF F@!K!!!"

Good times

shaun.

[Prev]

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My mate borrowed my Spas 12 for a game, we were crawling through some dense bush when he spots an enemy team member. He takes aim then someone to the left of me shoves there gun to his head over my head and shouts surrender. (Now just think awesome hunter dude in Jurassic Park)

He just looks at the bloke and says "clever girl"

Had both me and the enemy dude in stiches.

[Barny Hamon]

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At the NAE 09 i was assaulting a position and i hear someone shouting "we need a sniper! they're out of range". To which i shout back "no you dont, you need to get closer!"

[amandla36]

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On my very first skirmish, I was waiting in the safe-zone when one of the regulars (I forget his username on this forum) pulls up and yells out of his car window, "Ah, brilliant! Fresh meat!"

[Mannix]

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"Boy sure would be good if we had some grenades!!!"

Serenity!

[Delta]

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a few weeks ago whilst i was playing at EAG dorking, my mate tells me the position of an enemy sniper....

Friend: Hes behind the tree
Me: Which Tree?
Friend: The brown one...


FOOL

[Boltrig]

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LAst Sunday, one red managed to get behind a group of attacking blues, and asks one of them for a lighter to light a mk5

Site organisers watching this all unfold.

Red: Got a lighter
Blue: Aye
*Goes back to firing*
Organiser: Theres a distinct lack of people being observant.
*pyro lights and is chucked*
Organiser: Cause hes in play!
Blue: Whut?!
BOOOM

Check out my latest youtube vid; I got it on tape too! :D

[GH0ST]

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wile storming a bunker completley out of no where 15 guys turned round looked me up and down as i said "i come from the republic of dave to deliver you ...........greeennaaaadeee" as im running out the door hehe the look on there faces when they walked out was a picture.

"hurry up or youll get scarleted"

[greg cooper]

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contact left oclock.

uttered by me at the top of my voice. the scarry thing was the guys who i was with new where i ment.

greg

[The Eternal Child]

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"Remember when firing the 249 fish and.....your not allowed any chips it will empty the mag to quickly"

Later on that day "Curtis you can have chips now if you want" Id love to know what that made the other team think if they herd that.

[Grounded_Pilot]

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messing around with a few U18's in backgarden

Me: "he's over there. in the bush"
Him "the one aiming his gun over that wall?"
Me: "NO, the bu- WHAT WALL?!"

ten's of BBs later- we were both out. lmao, funniest moment ever.

but has anyone had a moment of: "HIT! .............*daakaaa*.....GOD DAMN IT!!! I'M HIT!!" ?? lol!
Edit: and, of course, the one in my sig...

[CrazyApe]

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NAE '09 I was sat in a bush waiting for something interesting to happen, when a couple of deltas walk round a corner. Ah ha! I thought to myself raising my weapon, when the two stopped and pulled out a site map. Busy arguing over what the quickest way to the labyrinth was they didn't notice the shifting bushes behind them. A trio of others slid from the undergrowth. Approaching the pair the first stepped between them and the other two stood to either side guns resting on the back of the arguing couples heads. The man crouched, picked the map up and said "I'd say about a hundred metres in that direction then a right turn" pointing up the path "Now if you gentlemen wouldn't mind surrendering we'd be mighty appreciative"

[Nek]

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"He didn't take his hit, I've hit him twice now."
"Well light him up like a christmas tree!"

[seal]

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Who recoginises this one
"Sargeant, theyre shooting at us!"
"So, shoot back!"

HAving walked into a bunker....

"sorry mate, what colour are you.."
"Red mate"
"OH FU-HITTT"