best quotes

[Waco475]

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Me: "I guess that's why they call you Flanker, then?"
'Flanker': "Yeeeah. Though sometimes they replace the FL with a W."
Me: "So you're a W**ker Flanker?"

[AnimalMother]

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Sgt joker whyd you join my beloved corp?
sir to kill sir!
so your a killer eh?
sir yes sir!
Then lemme see you warface!
sir?
You gotta warface?
......
AHHHHHHHH!!!!! Thats a warface now lemme see your warface!
Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Bull**** you convince me lemme see your real warface!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Work on it!

Full metal Jacket you gotta love Gunnery Sgt Harkness

[Artekus]

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Keeper: Evan, is there ANYTHING in the world you actually like?
Him: ...Meringue. That's nice, I suppose...

[Intervention]

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*throws grenade from staircase at window*
*misses window and bounces back down onto us lot*

"Oh C**k...."

*Bang!*

"hit, hit... hit.... you b*stard!...hit....hit...."

[jfox61]

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At eversley at about 12.50 Marshall beside me shouts quicker game gets finished quicker we get Lunch. me being a fat little git jumps up runs towards the enemy lines shouting hit me i am starving. next thing i know the whole bloody enemy line in fron of me jumps up and surrenders. Game over. early lunch

[Bezza806]

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heard this a while ago, I know it comes from 28 days later but its still good to hear in the heat of battle...

" I got one, I got one..."
" What do you want a f**king sweetie? ...keep shooting! "

[Waco475]

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In Band of Brothers, the first episode, where Sobel is drilling the company up and down the big hill outside their barracks:

"Private Randalman you look tired! There's an ambulance waiting for you at the bottom of the hill - it could all be over, right now. No more PT, no more Currahee, no more Captain Sobel..."


Man, I would so be in that ambulance. Which is why I never joined the army :S

[Tinners]

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"get to the chopper"

"If your gonna be stupid you better be tough"

"if its not fast, it ain't fun!"

[Teufelhunden]

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"RETREAT ?!? HELL WE JUST GOT HERE!"-USMC saying

"oohrah" again usmc

"get some baby hahhaha"

"were getting over run!!
ah f*** this is Snafu,
Uh semper whats snafu?,
Situation normal All f***** up!,
oh yeah i agree"

and my Favourite, i dont know how many times i said it at the vietnam weekender at Dorking,.

"Recon, Ohrah!"

[Nek]

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Random guy 1 "Wait...That guy wasn't on red team?"
Me - "No he wasn't on red team!"

[amandla36]

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"GET SOME!"

(CQB): "Surprise, c*ckf**s!"

[Scarface73]

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Today at Eversley milsim.

One of our guys is on the hill looking for an objective we're at the bottom firing randomly in another teams direction to keep their attention from the covert objective steal.

Over the radio : I'm justing checking for booby traps.

2 minutes later : BOOOOOOM aaaahhhhhhh f$%£

[spindrift]

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Waiting in nervous anticipation for the iminent attack.

"Dean, Dean can you see 'em?"
"yeah mate there behind that tree"
"Tree? Which tree mate, we're in a wood!"

Queue sniggering from all around him, including the bushes to his front.

[guard-sniper87]

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from sabre force last year got reminded over msn classic

picture as you will , in a woodland site with birch trees and beech trees - run into a opening with few pine trees

a hire gunner runs after aribos shot his mate with vsr

hear a thud " Ow "

get back to the safe zone , and a walking hire gunner , with both hands full of half a gun in each

site tech , - "wtf happend here "
hire gunner- "ran into a tree "
all of C_SQUAD - " were in a f***king woodland area mate , nice one "

[Lancer]

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''Light em the F*** up!!!'' - Generation Kill