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Teddykiller
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#106
27 March, 2010, 21:15
Re: best quotes
Here is a few gems I have heard in the past:
-George looks at Lycan's new Stand-alone Grenade Launcher-
George: "How does that work Lycan?"
Lycan: *aims at george* ". . .Like this" :D
- Myself looking down in a bunker towards George, he is 80 metres+ away and pointing his VSR at me-
Myself: "Think you can get me 'Love?" :D
*THWACK* -Barrier behind shudders from the bb's impact-
Myself: ". . . Erm. . "
- Numerous Occasions from Myself and Lycan -
*Jumps out Cover*
"RAGGLE FRAGGLE!"
Also;
"It's the Bush! It keeps moving!"
"MOVE UP!"
"I can't!"
". . .why?"
". . . I'll get hit?"
"SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- . . . hit. . ."
"Quick! To the Love Shack!"
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Lancer
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#107
28 March, 2010, 10:51
Re: best quotes
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just watching armageddon
"that 9 foot nuclear weapon has just started ticking harry"
lol
that made me laugh
sorry if this is off topic
I saw that the other night aswell, made me chuckle. Although more of a British kind of line rather than an American's
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Aeviv
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#108
28 March, 2010, 11:15
Re: best quotes
One of my favourites
Aeviv- DEATH OR GLORY!?!
Your evil twin- Is Death an acceptable option?
*Aeviv shoots Your evil twin*
Aeviv- DEATH OR GLORY!?!?
Keeper of Secrets- Glory! Oh god I choose Glory!
G&G TR15 Raider XL, CA G36K, G&G MP5A4, Cyma Thompson, APS AKS-74U, Custom TM Uzi, DE M56, WE Nighthawk X2, Cyma Glock 18C
RD Customs MG42, The Bone Cannon And Project Balderdash.
If you aren't laughing, you're doing it wrong.
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The Keeper of Secrets
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#109
28 March, 2010, 11:25
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Took us a while to get the misha back onto his cage after that one...
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#110
28 March, 2010, 16:01
Re: best quotes
"its not about life and death................. it's more important than that"
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Lt. Macka
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#111
28 March, 2010, 17:16
Re: best quotes
"next Thursday is cut the bugger off day" :D
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Coz
Holds gun like a super sniper pro......Cries when wind blows his BB off course.
http://forums.zeroin.co.uk/showthrea...iping-tactics-
sniping tactics thread.
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cornishpotshot
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#112
12 April, 2010, 10:15
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At GZ yesterday:
''Yeah that's right, you just got ass r***d by spearhead motherf****r!''
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12 April, 2010, 16:20
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Ollie White
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#113
12 April, 2010, 21:59
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When I shout "Durka Durka, Muhammed Ali" we all hip fire our weapons at anything that moves!!
Gotta love Joe (My mate)
Colt M4 RIS Solid Stock
Army Armament R27 M.E.U.
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SoSwift
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#114
13 April, 2010, 17:04
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On the bounce you apes!
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Zero
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#115
13 April, 2010, 17:37
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When I first started Airsoft all that time ago, I had a second hand G36C.
Any way, I was running through the woods with it, leading the charge, ran through a V shaped tree, snapped my gun in half.
I instantly came out with ...
"Well, that was weak ..."
It was a "you had to be there" kinda moment. :D
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LtPurcy
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#116
13 April, 2010, 17:47
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Leeeerooyyyyyy Jeeeeennnkinnsssss
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Xevious
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#117
13 April, 2010, 18:25
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most politically incorrect, and subsequently hilarious was a guy at dragon valley who turned up in full SS gear with 2 MP44's, and midway through a firefight stood up and shouted
"Zis wun's for communists, und zis wun's for jews" before running headlong across an open field.
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iAndersonzxX
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#118
13 April, 2010, 18:53
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"WE'VE BEEN EMP'ED"!!!!
'Nough Said.
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Tactical bed covers...
Double or single?
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thompy1993
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#119
20 April, 2010, 13:22
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Capture the flag game,
Drops weapon.
Game starts.
Sprints towards flag
"LLLLEEEEERRRRROOOOOYYYYYY JJJJJJJJEEEEENNNNNKKKKKIIIIINNNNNSSSS"
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KI-WI
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#120
22 April, 2010, 19:24
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''The only problem with tracers is that they are more visible than standard BB's''
The Deadliest Of All Fruits
Why can't everything be rocket propelled?
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