Newbie Speak

[Millzy]

Re: Newbie Speak

A teenager, airsofting for the first time, comes up to me while i'm holding my TM mk23 and says "that gun looks cool, but it's s**t becuase it doesn't have any recoil.". i cannot stand it when people who judge other people equipment just for the looks, i put alot of money into my gear, the last thing i want is someone insulting my trusty pistol which they have never seen being used in the field.

Especially when TM Mk23's are infact freekin' awesome! Lol!

[stealth]

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Marshal, Marshal, my guns not firing!!! help.
15 seconds later, the mp5 is firing.
"what was wrong with it?"
"next time put the mag in the right way round with the bb's at the top".

or

"I've just bought this new pistol, loaded it up and it's not firing...can you see why?"
"pass it here"
I pass the pistol back, "what gas you using?"
"gas?"
"what gas?"

*facepalm*

[massey666]

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The funny thing is that there is a full auto m16 scene on black hawk down lol

That there is proving both myself and you have watched that film too many times to have remembered the scene lol XD

[Delta149]

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yes, because BHD's an accurate film :P

[Marksman556]

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That there is proving both myself and you have watched that film too many times to have remembered the scene lol XD

I'm on 57 times lol...... I should probably get a life

[massey666]

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I'm on 57 times lol...... I should probably get a life

lol yeah i cant be far off that, and to be fair it is an awsome film

[mosiph]

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I was once told by a site regular that i can't be in the military i am not shouting all the commands, and i am not using an L85 A2. he also claimed to have been SF and had been a sniper in afghanistan based out of a secret base called laskah gah near Kabul.......

[Millzy]

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I was once told by a site regular that i can't be in the military i am not shouting all the commands, and i am not using an L85 A2. he also claimed to have been SF and had been a sniper in afghanistan based out of a secret base called laskah gah near Kabul.......

Yeeeeah, he was no doubt speaking s**t....
The more I read it, the more I laugh.

[mosiph]

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He even told me i was holding my pistol wrong.....i was using the standard double hand grip left over right. The way i shoot when using my issue pistol...tit, he turned up with five rifles and five pistols all but two two tone chinese ones, and criticised my GBB M4.

[Millzy]

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He even told me i was holding my pistol wrong.....i was using the standard double hand grip left over right. The way i shoot when using my issue pistol...tit, he turned up with five rifles and five pistols all but two two tone chinese ones, and criticised my GBB M4.

Trolllollollollol!
Ignore him pal, obviously he's one of those "yeah, I tried the TA once after I spent 3 months in the air cadets. But got kicked out for knocking out a brigadier" types

Of course he might just be picking on you because you're just RAF of course...

[mosiph]

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my suspicions that he was bullsh**ing came when he told two young guys, that in the SF he used a M4, and carried the colt 1911, and as a sniper he used a cheytac, i say again....tit

[GhostDivisionAirsoft]

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Funny how all those guns are on CoD.... :D

[Millzy]

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Can't be because of CoD, he didn't call it an 'Intervention' lol.

Either way, blatant walt....

[mosiph]

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he was just a massive walter mitty, it was sad really some of the young guys there were listening to him and taking it all in. which is a shame as they will just turn into the same type of player, he was a poor sportsman.

[psirus101]

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Either way, blatant walt....

Nah, he must be the real thing, double bluffed all of you. What better way to not be suspected than by disguising yourself as a walt.... Genius.