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  • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

    hang on i'll get me naffi pad out and take orders for tomorrow night as chef has gone off duty now

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      Fish and chips from the chippy in devonport dockyard!
      section 24 of the 1968 Act
      Supplying imitation firearms to minors
      1)It is an offence for a person under the age of eighteen to purchase an imitation firearm
      2)It is an offence to sell an imitation firearm to a person under the age of eighteen.

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      • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

        sorry sean am in blackpool now can do them from under the tower tho?

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        • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

          get some beer in as well while youre at it
          Team DC........................it's all about shock and awe

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          • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

            what beer larger or real put hair on chest stuff?

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            • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

              Nice flat scrumpy, the one with the bits in it.
              section 24 of the 1968 Act
              Supplying imitation firearms to minors
              1)It is an offence for a person under the age of eighteen to purchase an imitation firearm
              2)It is an offence to sell an imitation firearm to a person under the age of eighteen.

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              • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

                larger for me as im a southern softie lol
                hey sean wots your tipple shippers
                Team DC........................it's all about shock and awe

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                • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

                  *shooting a guy laid in some shrubbery ~3 metres infront of me with a pistol* WHY YOU NO TAKE YOUR HITS?! I'm thinking to mysel. *5minutes later the whistle blows and its game over. the guy gets up and exclaims quite smuggly* "Not suprised no one saw me, camolflauge in it!"

                  ...

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                  • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

                    Blimey. A real post. Didn't see that coming.
                    Any opinions expressed by me may not be mine. I don't have opinions anymore. I have a mortgage and teenagers. I used to be a wild, party animal. Now I buy my trousers at M & S.

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                    • Originally posted by Hawke View Post
                      Blimey. A real post. Didn't see that coming.
                      Lol
                      "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know." Capt. Geoffrey T. Spaulding

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                      • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

                        That was a full on ninja post. Came out of nowhere.
                        section 24 of the 1968 Act
                        Supplying imitation firearms to minors
                        1)It is an offence for a person under the age of eighteen to purchase an imitation firearm
                        2)It is an offence to sell an imitation firearm to a person under the age of eighteen.

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                        • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

                          what what

                          i leave for a few minutes to go to the offy and someone real posts

                          larger for you felix i hope skippy p*** is good enough

                          sorry sean the only cider i could get was white lighting

                          and a nice real ale for me to sit and wait for the next real post lol

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                          • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

                            What is this? I go to check the Duck and pancakes and its devolved into beer and fish and chips? the very notion.... Navy types no doubt, how very 'blokey' I fear there will be talk of guns and hurling abuse shortly. Top notch stuff.
                            Problems? Problems? There is no problem I cannot solve with this...

                            ++ Attributed to Mad Chainsword Johnson, Commander of the White Scars ++

                            "Systema owners are easily startled, but they'll soon be back and in larger numbers"
                            Obi-Wan Kenobi

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                              you ate everything else bt lol

                              thinking of organising a civilised bbq for tomorrow as think ppl need a good hearty hot meal after a hard day post spotting i have the salad things and meat and beers but no wine or pimms i'm afraid

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                              • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

                                Pimms for the win fellow, or a nice sherry perhaps...

                                Wait, what? a real post? where... Oh there was. damned and thriced damned. He was clearly in the bushes there. KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, KHAAAAAAAAAAAN.
                                Feel just like James T Kirk with frustration now.
                                Problems? Problems? There is no problem I cannot solve with this...

                                ++ Attributed to Mad Chainsword Johnson, Commander of the White Scars ++

                                "Systema owners are easily startled, but they'll soon be back and in larger numbers"
                                Obi-Wan Kenobi

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