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felix80
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28 June, 2012, 18:40
Re: tw@t's on the field ..
African my good chap going to bag a zebra pelt for the gentleman's club
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28 June, 2012, 18:41
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It's definitely not a zebra my dear Felix, that's far to common for our club.
A breed of animal I've never heard of before, I think it's in an unexplored part of the empire, I'm sure this rare beast was called a festa, fasta, no no, that's it a fiesta. Apparently a small brain controls them but it's enough to survive I suppose.
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2)It is an offence to sell an imitation firearm to a person under the age of eighteen.
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28 June, 2012, 18:44
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I say does that animal have a big or small head just would like to know if going to fall over it everytime i walked over in front of the fire to warm ones rump in the cold weather
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28 June, 2012, 18:52
Re: tw@t's on the field ..
I've been told they have quite large heads, apparently a very weak jawbone, it narrows down the hunt to areas where it's prey is quite soft so easy to eat.
section 24 of the 1968 Act
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28 June, 2012, 18:55
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So caution when nearing the fire then can't have to much of the fine single malt in case I trip
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28 June, 2012, 19:01
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Regarding Hawke, I noticed with interest his portrait looked suspiciously like that of Allen Quatermain, I can only assume the fine fellow has taken 'Matilda' out to bag some game. Got to keep his eye in.
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28 June, 2012, 19:02
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is there a dart board in the club?
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28 June, 2012, 19:05
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My dear chap, its near to the billiard rooms.
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28 June, 2012, 19:10
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ah then dont let that nice chap sean in there after a few drinks he tends to throw darts at people
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28 June, 2012, 19:14
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Yes, I get flash backs to my time in the outer reaches of the empire, ammo was low, spears, spears everywhere................
Terribly sorry chaps, I um phased out a little bit then.
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28 June, 2012, 19:14
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A club requirement after several snifters dear chap.
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28 June, 2012, 19:15
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There there good chap we've all been there
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28 June, 2012, 19:16
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all is forgiven old bean
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28 June, 2012, 19:21
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You..........you are all true gentlemen.
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28 June, 2012, 19:26
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I say has anyone seen Jeeves i sent him for my streak half an hour ago
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