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felix80
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28 June, 2012, 19:29
Re: tw@t's on the field ..
jeeves get this fellow a white hanky
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28 June, 2012, 19:30
Re: tw@t's on the field ..
Good morning(well... it is for me) my fellow gents, a fine day for a bbq, I'll take my steak rare to the point of still bleeding as its my breakfast i'll have a tipple of pinot noir as it will compliment the the red meat indefinatley, Jeffrey will be round promtly to collect.
I trust the day has been undisturbed, or has there been any misgoings on? I'll file my report on the nightshift after a spot of tea.
I have just taken reciept of certain Airsoft gear this very day, and i must say i am more than impressed. I shall be testing it all on sunday providing i am of a fit state from the polo match i shall be participating in on the saturday.
BT you shall have a report pm'ed to you regarding this kit.
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28 June, 2012, 19:36
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The only report is our beloved founder has gone game hunting for a new rug
Hmm time for brandy and cigar i think
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28 June, 2012, 19:44
Re: tw@t's on the field ..
A fine choice of Cubans for Sir's delectation are available.
Well there was a garbled report of some fellow attacking another fellow with sticks by all account in the tabloids, it didn't clarify as to if the sticks were 2 tone or military grade hitting sticks he set about him with. The chap hasn't returned to clarify so we are having a modest feast in anticipation.
No news on Master Mini Metro, or 2CV or who ever the fellow is, no doubt broke down or some such.
Sean is possibly having an episode and throwing darts about, quite normal there and our glorious founder is possibly with 'Matilda' hunting a whale for the main evening meal.
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28 June, 2012, 19:49
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Yes this is the life sitting in a wing back chair smoking good quality cigars while drinking fine brandy and chatting to refined gentlemen
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28 June, 2012, 20:11
Re: tw@t's on the field ..
Chaps! In celebration to the new club house being opened I offer you all a glass of the finest Bolinger.
Enjoy
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28 June, 2012, 20:20
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What a fine gesture, cheers old chap.
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28 June, 2012, 20:21
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Thank you kindly sir have you had your fill from the bbq?
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28 June, 2012, 20:43
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Sadly missed the BBQ but I shall bring only the finest Argie beef next time
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28 June, 2012, 20:53
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This is quite a fine evening, one finds oneself rather merry.
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28 June, 2012, 21:51
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Sadly missed the BBQ but I shall bring only the finest Argie beef next time
one is partial to angus beef good sir, pass the port old chap
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28 June, 2012, 23:20
Re: tw@t's on the field ..
spotting for my team's sniper, I was with him when he made probably the best shot I've ever seen, roughly 70m through a variety of trees, with his ebr, the very top of the guys head was showing. as soon as the bb appeared to hit, the guys head rocked back, and he started to rub that spot. to our dismay, he then carried on firing, blatantly disregarding the beautiful shot. made me so angry!
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28 June, 2012, 23:44
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Another rogue has come to raid the club.
My my, the youth of today tsk tsk.
Oh by the way gentlemen, I raid my glass to Blytm for his good gesture.
Huzzah old chap.
section 24 of the 1968 Act
Supplying imitation firearms to minors
1)It is an offence for a person under the age of eighteen to purchase an imitation firearm
2)It is an offence to sell an imitation firearm to a person under the age of eighteen.
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29 June, 2012, 00:13
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Excuse my absence gentlemen. I was taking Mrs Hawke for an evening of fine beer and food at The Plume of Doom in Princeton, with the hope of exercising Droite de Seigneur this evening.
My presence indicates I failed miserably.
Pass the port Geoffrey... no, to the left. Can't get the staff.
Any opinions expressed by me may not be mine. I don't have opinions anymore. I have a mortgage and teenagers. I used to be a wild, party animal. Now I buy my trousers at M & S.
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29 June, 2012, 00:18
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Ahh, the Plume, a fine establishment, many a fine beverage drunk there after a long and arduous walk across the moorland terrain whilst wearing those horrible issued boots.
section 24 of the 1968 Act
Supplying imitation firearms to minors
1)It is an offence for a person under the age of eighteen to purchase an imitation firearm
2)It is an offence to sell an imitation firearm to a person under the age of eighteen.
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