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Hawke
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4 October, 2013, 23:13
Re: tw@t's on the field ..
I did.
He doth not know that he tryeth it on with the Original Anti Troll Hunters.
And there are very few things better in life than a "Your Mum" joke. Including his mum.
Any opinions expressed by me may not be mine. I don't have opinions anymore. I have a mortgage and teenagers. I used to be a wild, party animal. Now I buy my trousers at M & S.
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5 October, 2013, 19:22
Re: tw@t's on the field ..
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Dunno.
I'll ask your mum.
Here's me thinking I'll be jolly and put the context of "picnic" and "willy waving" into a harmless seventies-esque scenario.
although god knows where the horny thing came from - It was meant to be a smiley (must try harder)
I feel the quote captured is quite unnecessary. I'll have to put it down to the thread being much too highbrow for me and I miss the context.
Ho Hum.......
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5 October, 2013, 21:46
Re: tw@t's on the field ..
Oh, we're not highbrow, but willies have NEVER featured on our picnic menu.
Cake has. Have you got any cake?
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17 October, 2013, 10:34
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Yeah I have a story, hope he's reading...I was playing at the Stan in Chesterfield, earlier this year, and there was this guy...he wore a trilby, a waistcoat and a joker-esque mask, and ran around with a bloody lightsabre-LIGHTSABRE! I mean, come on, who uses a lightsabre for knife kills? Whatever, anyway, this guy, didn't take hits, it got to the point where he'd take a hit on his hat and just wouldn't take it, and tried to tell my Dad he didn't hit me. He annoyed me and my team so much, we just went out of our way to hit him. Just curious if anyone knows this guy tbh...
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18 October, 2013, 02:52
Re: tw@t's on the field ..
Wow. A bloke ran around with a toy lightsabre? To be fair, for that he gets bonus points for originality. Come on. we're running around with toy guns, a lightsabre - that's ALWAYS going to be cool.
For a start, I strongly believe the force is strong in this one.
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18 October, 2013, 07:52
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Wow. A bloke ran around with a toy lightsabre? To be fair, for that he gets bonus points for originality. Come on. we're running around with toy guns, a lightsabre - that's ALWAYS going to be cool.
For a start, I strongly believe the force is strong in this one.
Haha, very good point! But seriously, I dare you to look your team mates straight in the eye when you've been hit with a lightsabre, of all things :')
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18 October, 2013, 15:50
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Haha, very good point! But seriously, I dare you to look your team mates straight in the eye when you've been hit with a lightsabre, of all things :')
That'll be Joker with the lightsabre. You've obviously not played at the Stan or Tac House when me and my mates have been playing as we have a bit of a thing about comedy melee weapons. One guy has the sword of Omens from Thundercats, one has a plastic samurai sword he has mounted on the back of his vest, another has a seriously realistic looking wrench made out of rubber and I have two scai that I tuck in to my belt. There's nothing better than the look on somebodies face when they get hit with a plastic kids sword. I've got a foam cricket bat for the Haloween game..............
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18 October, 2013, 17:31
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That's what I love about optac.
They fully endorse comedy melee kills.
The bunker has seen a lick kill.
Among a few others.
section 24 of the 1968 Act
Supplying imitation firearms to minors
1)It is an offence for a person under the age of eighteen to purchase an imitation firearm
2)It is an offence to sell an imitation firearm to a person under the age of eighteen.
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18 October, 2013, 18:00
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The bunker has seen a lick kill.
So. Much. Win.
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18 October, 2013, 22:20
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It was funny.
A lad pops out of the shadows and no word of a lie, licks another guys face then whispers 'lick kill'.
The guy not only pooped himself but he fully accepted the kill.
Spoke to him afterward and he couldn't stop laughing. He just said 'fair game, he got that close without me noticing'.
It is also now mentioned as an example in every brief.
section 24 of the 1968 Act
Supplying imitation firearms to minors
1)It is an offence for a person under the age of eighteen to purchase an imitation firearm
2)It is an offence to sell an imitation firearm to a person under the age of eighteen.
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19 October, 2013, 01:12
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Despite not being at the T1 game at stanta I was worked into the game brief about pyro limits, to be used as an example of too much pyro is a proud accomplishment!
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19 October, 2013, 08:36
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That'll be Joker with the lightsabre. You've obviously not played at the Stan or Tac House when me and my mates have been playing as we have a bit of a thing about comedy melee weapons. One guy has the sword of Omens from Thundercats, one has a plastic samurai sword he has mounted on the back of his vest, another has a seriously realistic looking wrench made out of rubber and I have two scai that I tuck in to my belt. There's nothing better than the look on somebodies face when they get hit with a plastic kids sword. I've got a foam cricket bat for the Haloween game..............
Well if its a friend group thing then fair enough, but I know alot of people got annoyed that day :')
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17 November, 2013, 22:02
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That guy who has something to say every time he's shot:
2 shots to chest "OVERKILL! OVERKILL!!"
shot from side or rear "WHERE THE HELL WAS MY TEAM?"
shot from cover "BLIND FIRE!"
or just blames his guns, or all that crazy stuff.
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18 November, 2013, 10:12
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That guy who has something to say every time he's shot:
2 shots to chest "OVERKILL! OVERKILL!!"
shot from side or rear "WHERE THE HELL WAS MY TEAM?"
shot from cover "BLIND FIRE!"
or just blames his guns, or all that crazy stuff.
Oh this... SO MUCH.
I shot a dude on Saturday from somewhere he couldn't see me. I saw the 3 rounds from my 870 hit him in the midriff (I couldn't see above his shoulder or below the middle of his thigh because I was shooting through two windows and down at 45 degrees) and he turned around looking confused, saying "where are you?" so I shot him again after about 5 seconds. He then said "Fucking tosser!" and then walked off without calling hit.
Last week I also encountered some hilarious play... Ambling down a corridor, a silhouette suddenly appears in the open doorway at the end, about 10ft from us at this time. The guy shouts "colour?" expecting us to answer, instead we rapidly duck into the two side doorways conveniently left and right of us.. Now he's come in from the direction of the enemy and yes, we had flanked in on him a little, so in my mind he's 99% definitely opposition, so I move to the window adjacent the doorway, lean out and see the guy with his back to the door frame, still yelling "colour?" I confirm he's opposition and shoot him in the arm, ok, from about 3ft away, but we don't play bang rules anyway. All this happened in about 5 seconds and I now get an earful of abuse from the guy I just shot because I should have told him what colour I was... Really? He got the hump and stormed off when my words in reply were something about perhaps being a little more tactically aware.
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18 November, 2013, 10:34
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What are the site rules on colour challenges?
I still get annoyed by watching bb's bounce off people, and they look around, cannot see your location, then continue.
More frustrating when running gas weaponry..
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