Cat sick on my AOR2 UBACS

[Figjam]

Really not much more to say. Title tells the whole story. Just thought I'd share my joy.
Mrs Figjam said "If its any consolation he got one of my boots too"
It really wasn't.

[Sagittarius26]

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This was an Act of War by the species! They have already taken over the internet! We must strike back! Preferably not while you're wearing the UBACS with cat sick.


Or your cat was just not feeling well.

[Beef]

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I think it was intentional

[BigAl]

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Shame this forum doesn't have a "and you are posting this here why?" button.

[tomdrews]

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What colour was it? It might help the pattern

[Figjam]

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Only if I wanted to hide in cat sick.

[Figjam]

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Ahh morning tea puts a fresh light on this.

In answer to Big Al: I was exceptionally grumpy about this and needed banter from an understanding group. If I'd gone to my non-airsofter friends they'd just have rocked out some pointless "Oh I remember when my pet damaged my [insert something 1/1000th the importance of my airsoft kit]" platitude; their story about when the baby got mauled by the budgie has no equivalence to the disaster and betrayal of a 15mm radius blob of cat puke on my precious AOR2 kit.

If you've been to my house, I'm not house-proud, but I get my airsoft stuff squared away, little git went the extra mile to get my stuff where it was on the drier, and that it was a small follow up blob makes it worse, clearly he missed with the main ralph and had to heave up a last desperate technicolour yawn as a follow up shot in order to complete his mission.

[Sagittarius26]

Re: Cat sick on my AOR2 UBACS

Ahh morning tea puts a fresh light on this.

In answer to Big Al: I was exceptionally grumpy about this and needed banter from an understanding group. If I'd gone to my non-airsofter friends they'd just have rocked out some pointless "Oh I remember when my pet damaged my [insert something 1/1000th the importance of my airsoft kit]" platitude; their story about when the baby got mauled by the budgie has no equivalence to the disaster and betrayal of a 15mm radius blob of cat puke on my precious AOR2 kit.

If you've been to my house, I'm not house-proud, but I get my airsoft stuff squared away, little git went the extra mile to get my stuff where it was on the drier, and that it was a small follow up blob makes it worse, clearly he missed with the main ralph and had to heave up a last desperate technicolour yawn as a follow up shot in order to complete his mission.

So it was intentional!!!! TO WAR WITH THE CATS!!!

Also, what are you going to do with the UBACS? Can't exactly sell them...unless someone really really really likes cats.

[Figjam]

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I should have known the day he decided that an appropriate route from the sofa to the kitchen was via my Warhammer display shelf...

Just washing it off and seeing if it stains. Its on the body under where the vest goes, so it won't show, but I'll always know there has been cat sick on it.

[RitchieTheBrit]

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Caught my cat about to use my plate carrier as a scratching post. Little s**t!

[fuzzhead]

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first mistake you got a cat
second mistake you have a cat
third mistake the cats still alive

[Figjam]

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Wisdom

[dadio]

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Get a dog ,they would happily eat the cat sick ,clean it so you never knew it was there ,we even have to have a childproof gate at the bottom of the stairs so the dog's don't go upstairs and clean up the cat litter tray as well ,so thaughtfull our dog's ,just don't sniff their breath !

[Darkmikey22]

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My cat once walked into the shed while my back was turned and left cat prints on a freshly painted gun.
Just wished if he was going to do it, he could of at least done the rest of the bloody thing lol, catouflage!

[Figjam]

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Get a dog ,they would happily eat the cat sick ,clean it so you never knew it was there ,we even have to have a childproof gate at the bottom of the stairs so the dog's don't go upstairs and clean up the cat litter tray as well ,so thaughtfull our dog's ,just don't sniff their breath !

Now this is a line of reasoning that would perhaps persuade Mrs Figjam to bring forward our puppy plans.