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  • Brand New Gun for sale. Only used a few times! AGHHHH!

    Just wanted a few views from people about this little subject thats starting to drive me crazy.

    For some unforseen reason, only on airsoft forums, is it acceptable to sell something as 'brand new' when in fact, it has not only been out of the box but also used a few times!!!
    Come on guys, if its been used, ITS NOT NEW!! You wouldn't walk into a shop and buy say, a playstation only to find its been used and accept it? would you?

    I love the fact that every time I look on here there is something that takes my fancy. All of us airsofters know, it is one of those sports that will have you wanting new kit all the time. However much you already own. I just want to stop this practice of selling 'brand new only used a few times guns!'
    "I can do a lot of things but I can't fix stupid"

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    Re: Brand New Gun for sale. Only used a few times! AGHHHH!!!

    *RARE* is a pet hate of mine, 9 times out of 10 I could find the item new cheaper, some think because they owned it it's worth more, just f*** off :p
    *CUSTOM* is another, putting paint on a rifle does not make it custom, it does not add value, grips on a pistol, switching out stocks etc, again RAM IT :p
    I've been lurking on forums for near 15 years, airsofting longer, I'm a bitter old fart, but users are getting worse as airsoft gets more popular, too many chancers :p

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      Re: Brand New Gun for sale. Only used a few times! AGHHHH!!!

      I don't actually mind if someone says "like new" but saying something is new then it clearly has 80% of the paint missing.....yeah jog on mate.

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        Re: Brand New Gun for sale. Only used a few times! AGHHHH!!!

        Do what a lot of people do and report the thread for having a misleading title.
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          Re: Brand New Gun for sale. Only used a few times! AGHHHH!!!

          From Rampage's Page

          As new / mint condition: Have plinked this to death around the house for months but somehow managed to keep it scratch-free.
          Used once: On a weekender. At Copehill down. In winter.


          Great condition: Seller is registered blind.

          Selling for a mate: Seller is too embarrassed to admit he owns it.

          Project gun: Yep, it's shagged, and most of its missing.

          Real head-turner: It's a two-tone.

          Custom build: Tried to achieve the impossible but f*cked it up big time. You must now pay for my mistakes.

          Stock gun: Managed to open her up and mess about with the internals without showing any tell-tale signs. Woohoo!

          Fully working: Niggling fault that isn't important to the seller.

          Excellent range: Hits tin cans in my hi-rise studio flat just fine.

          Questions via PM: No point being honest on the thread. Need sale; need NOW!

          Temperamental/intermittent fault: It absolutely won't work when you get it.

          No splits: He'll split when he's desperate, you just wait n' see.

          Hasn't been chrono'd: Bank on at least 500fps or sub 200fps.

          2000 rounds through: x10.

          Custom paint job: Ex two-tone.

          Simple fix: Will end up costing you at least half the price of the gun again to repair.

          I’m selling this gun as I don't use it any more: Some sucker will buy this piece of junk.

          Really don’t want to sell this: Until I shredded the gearbox on a 12v li-po.

          Decided it isn’t for me: Ugly as sin weapon.

          Sold as seen: Definitely broken.

          Outranges other guns: If you throw them.

          Trusted seller: The extra cost is for your benefit.

          Pickup only: I’m lazy and the post office is at the end of the road.

          Best piece of kit I’ve ever owned: I really regret buying it.

          Has been professionally upgraded: By a professional hairdresser.

          Need cash for other things: The wife found out I brought it from the rent money.

          BNIB: Brand new in bits.

          Systema internals: Fitted with what I believe to be a Systema hop.

          Much loved: I'd forgotten about this, and for a very good reason that you don't need to know.

          One careful owner: And at least 5 other idiots.

          Fully tuned custom gun: I added a scope a torch and a laser.

          Best gun I’ve ever owned: The only gun I’ve ever owned.

          Can’t take PayPal: My accounts been frozen because of that guy I ripped off the other week.

          Buyer pays PayPal fees: I don’t want to have to go to the bank to withdraw £8.92 again.

          Not sure on make: I brought it from a market for less than £20.

          Still boxed, like new: My mum found it and told me I can’t keep it.

          Pictures on request: I don’t know how to add images on here.

          PM’d with offer: And that’s all you’ll ever hear.

          Don't have time to repair: It's beyond repair.

          Very rare: They were recalled by the factory due to users receiving major burns to their hands.

          Incredibly rare: I have never seen this gun on Call of Duty.

          Fit for use: As a paperweight.

          Collection prefered: I know I'll only end up having to sort the issues out via PM otherwise.

          Buyer must be U.K.A.R.A registered: But I won't actually bother to check.

          Well built: I hit it against a rock and it barely scratched it.

          Well maintained: I once squirted it with silicone oil.

          Real steel parts: I added a scope from my .22 rifle.

          Open to offers: I am desperate to get rid of this piece of rubbish and will take anything.

          Swaps only: There is no way I could ever get any money for this.

          Bump: I'm not suprised no one wants this pile of junk, I don't want it either.

          Final bump: I'll re-list it with better made up specs later.

          Will post next day delivery: When I get paid at the end of the month.

          Need this gone ASAP: I want your money now, but I'll post it when I can be bothered.

          No pictures: You won't want to buy it if you see it.

          Fires like a dream: Until the bodge job I did falls apart.

          Some scratches: I left it on top of my car when I drove off.

          Fires like a dream: Fires in a dream, typo, my bad...

          My favourite gun: The best I can afford.

          Slight gas leak: I messed up the repair, now it leaks like a sieve.

          Never used in anger: I was laughing when I emptied the box mag in 1 trigger pull.

          Unskirmished: I didn't want to get laughed at when I took it out.

          I’m quitting Airsoft: I’ve been banned from all my local sites for cheating.

          Selling due to ill health: I received serious burns when the electrical wiring shorted out.

          Scope has slight ghost: You can see casper when you take aim.

          Selling for someone else: They are currently serving time for armed robbery.
          Think this is appropriate for the thread
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