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[Bezza806]

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Managed to sneak up on a sniper and upon realising he was screwed calmly turn to me and said '..clever girl...' and then buggered off. Left me slightly perplexed until I remebered Jurassic Park.

[spetsnazdave87]

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Managed to sneak up on a sniper and upon realising he was screwed calmly turn to me and said '..clever girl...' and then buggered off. Left me slightly perplexed until I remebered Jurassic Park.

That. is. Awesome.

On a similar note, a friend of mine was off with some mates and one of them pulled a really catastrophically ugly bird. Quick as a flash my mate's friend turned to him and shouted 'Shoot her! Shooot herrrr!'

[Blackjack13]

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Team-mate - "Fire in the hole!"
Me - "That's why you should always use lube..."

[Prev]

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After watch starship troopers on sky player. At the game yesterday I randomly blurted out "Do you want to live forever"

My mate replied, "Yeah thats why I play airsoft."

Much laughing.

[Counting Count]

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"Ok what's the plan?"

"Slowly walk to wards the enemy with an utter disdain for there fire, and at 15 Yards present and fire"

"Sounds like a good plan"

[TB-Stalker]

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The Jurassic Park quote is epic! Quick Gen Kill quotes

"We just captured an airfield......that was pretty f****** ninja":

[PKR]

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private hire match for our team bad company at skirmish billericay someone through a homemade grenade which was pretty much a crow scarer in a toilet roll with bbs =/
went off in the alamo and shook the whole place my reply was

"f**k me what was that c4?"

[Heavy weap0nz guy]

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"FOR SPARTA!" at the beginning of the game

[andyp]

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"FOR SPARTA!" at the beginning of the game

Oh god, another one of those cringe worthy movie quotes.

I remember a while ago, someone at a game screamed "FOR NARNIA!".....

[Crude Skinny B]

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"FOR NARNIA!".....

that cracked me up, hilarious

[MTKelly]

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First person. "They are coming in from the left".
Second person standing beside him. "who's left, yours or mine".

[johnnyeaves]

Last week my friend threw a bfg into a bunker, killing most inside.
I quoted " you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

[Xadin]

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"More hop up!"

[TS_Welshy]

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At the 09 weekender, whilst skulking around with the RPG:
(in generic middle-eastern accents)

Waltz: we're out of rockets!!

Rockdelta: What do you MEAN we're out of rockets?

Waltz:...I... don't know...

Rockdelta: ...Well fire SOMETHING!!


At the 2010 weekender, the team joke was to call Charlie (TKoS), wait til he said 'what?' and then give him utter silence and pretend you didn't even know him. He got very annoyed and it was very funny. The highlight was when Gadget came over:

"Keeper, Keeper it's Gadget I need to talk to you"
Keeper thinks oh **** a marshall, hurries to undo his tent. Gadget walks away in silence :D

[Shaolin]

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At Ambush Wargames Eversly
Simon "Quick give me your Smoke..... GRENADE!!!!!"
after throwing the grenade towards the bunker
Me "sniff sniff, whats that smell?"
Simon & Me "FIRE!!!!!!"

Which then proceeded with both Red and Blue teams jumping in bushes stamping out a bush fire... lol