best quotes

[Teddykiller]

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Here is a few gems I have heard in the past:

-George looks at Lycan's new Stand-alone Grenade Launcher-

George: "How does that work Lycan?"

Lycan: *aims at george* ". . .Like this" :D

- Myself looking down in a bunker towards George, he is 80 metres+ away and pointing his VSR at me-

Myself: "Think you can get me 'Love?" :D

*THWACK* -Barrier behind shudders from the bb's impact-

Myself: ". . . Erm. . "

- Numerous Occasions from Myself and Lycan -

*Jumps out Cover*

"RAGGLE FRAGGLE!"

Also;

"It's the Bush! It keeps moving!"

"MOVE UP!"
"I can't!"
". . .why?"
". . . I'll get hit?"

"SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- . . . hit. . ."

"Quick! To the Love Shack!"

[Lancer]

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just watching armageddon

"that 9 foot nuclear weapon has just started ticking harry"
lol
that made me laugh

sorry if this is off topic

I saw that the other night aswell, made me chuckle. Although more of a British kind of line rather than an American's

[Aeviv]

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One of my favourites

Aeviv- DEATH OR GLORY!?!
Your evil twin- Is Death an acceptable option?
*Aeviv shoots Your evil twin*
Aeviv- DEATH OR GLORY!?!?
Keeper of Secrets- Glory! Oh god I choose Glory!

[The Keeper of Secrets]

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Took us a while to get the misha back onto his cage after that one...

[shadowhunter]

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"its not about life and death................. it's more important than that"

[Lt. Macka]

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"next Thursday is cut the bugger off day" :D

[cornishpotshot]

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At GZ yesterday:

''Yeah that's right, you just got ass r***d by spearhead motherf****r!''

[Ollie White]

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When I shout "Durka Durka, Muhammed Ali" we all hip fire our weapons at anything that moves!!

Gotta love Joe (My mate)

[SoSwift]

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On the bounce you apes!

[Zero]

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When I first started Airsoft all that time ago, I had a second hand G36C.

Any way, I was running through the woods with it, leading the charge, ran through a V shaped tree, snapped my gun in half.

I instantly came out with ...

"Well, that was weak ..."



It was a "you had to be there" kinda moment. :D

[LtPurcy]

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Leeeerooyyyyyy Jeeeeennnkinnsssss

[Xevious]

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most politically incorrect, and subsequently hilarious was a guy at dragon valley who turned up in full SS gear with 2 MP44's, and midway through a firefight stood up and shouted
"Zis wun's for communists, und zis wun's for jews" before running headlong across an open field.

[iAndersonzxX]

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"WE'VE BEEN EMP'ED"!!!!

'Nough Said.

[thompy1993]

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Capture the flag game,
Drops weapon.
Game starts.
Sprints towards flag
"LLLLEEEEERRRRROOOOOYYYYYY JJJJJJJJEEEEENNNNNKKKKKIIIIINNNNNSSSS"

[KI-WI]

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''The only problem with tracers is that they are more visible than standard BB's''