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ElCarl
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#166
5 July, 2010, 00:37
Re: best quotes
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From Predator.
Concered soldier: Sir! you've been hit! Do you need help?
Sarge: I HAVEN'T GOT TIME TO BLEED! *kills 4 more people while spraying from the hip*
Don't want any of that not taking your hits nonsense :P
"Take your hits, sarge!"
Others till I die
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MJ Caboose2170
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#167
6 July, 2010, 00:38
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ome of my fav quotes, for some reason!
"Last mag!"
or once i walked up to the blues and did a sarge quote
"i hope you brought your wallets - EGLM- Because the rent in hell gets paid in advance!"
carnt beat red vs blue quotes :D
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#168
11 July, 2010, 23:46
Re: best quotes
Last mag quote just reminded me of one i said last year....
Very eager young airsofter (getting very involved): "LAST MAG!"
Me: "Erm, what about the ones under your bed your mum don't know about?!"
Shouldn't laugh at your own jokes, but i did!
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#169
12 July, 2010, 11:40
Re: best quotes
Liking that one CJ..... Taking note
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#170
12 July, 2010, 14:27
Re: best quotes
Is he a hero because he lives longer? Or dies Quicker?
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#171
12 July, 2010, 15:02
Re: best quotes
At MCG last year, setting was we had a game where we had to get crates to an imaginary chopper, smoke signifying the chopper and we all had to end up sat on the crates.
Follow screams of "GET TO DA CHOPPPPPPPERRRRR!!!!" and then the ridicule of us all sat there going "Why the hell are we sat on boxes? Its just making us a turkey, OW HIT!"
was fun and painful that and some men got left behind because they were too thick to sit on the crates.
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#172
13 July, 2010, 10:17
Re: best quotes
Best ever last mag quote I've heard
At copehill last year , some guy shouted last mag nearly out
then replied haha found one
his mate then replied noooo that's the speed loader
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#173
19 July, 2010, 21:32
Re: best quotes
The other week at Drakelow Tunnels;
MARSHALL - "Marshall coming out!"
ME - "Ooo, fabulous, lets go boys!"
*I then skipped into a crossfire and into cover 20m down a pitch black hallway unscathed*
(dressed as a WW2 ranger as well apparently only added to the hilarity)
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#174
20 July, 2010, 00:44
Re: best quotes
Mutiple Monty Python quotes hurled at the opposing team at AWA the other week:
Taking cover behing a barricade which took multiple shots for three of four attackers a mate shouts (with his best French accent) 'Allo...who is it?...a few more shots ring out and I yell 'You don't frighten us English pig-dogs...go and boil your bottoms, I call your bunker-taking efforts a silly thing' (also in an outrageous French accent of course)
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#175
26 July, 2010, 21:20
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We had to defend a VIP for 30mins and before the blues attacked our defensive line a team leader stood up on a bunker and shouted;
'GENTLEMEN and the few ladies, TODAY THIS IS WHERE WE FIGHT, THIS IS WHERE WE STAND, THIS IS WHERE WE HOLD THE LINE, THIS IS THE RED TEAM.
which lead to almost most of us going 'URAHHHHH' and with that lead a FWACK and the team leader shouting HIT.
We ended up holding the line for the 30mins
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#176
26 July, 2010, 23:05
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my best
because im a farmer
i was sitting out because it was back 50 count 50 and because we were the defending team i was talking to my mate
and i seen this some one coming towwards me up the hill about 50 yards away shot him
and shouted"get off my land" in a farmer accent
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#177
27 July, 2010, 08:38
Re: best quotes
At GZ Woodland I shout
"My guns broken!"
To which my mate replies...
"Use your speedloader!"
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#178
27 July, 2010, 20:01
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At GZ Woodland I shout
"My guns broken!"
To which my mate replies...
"Use your speedloader!"
I have heard that before. 'F&$K my guns broken. Well time for a speedloader kill, AHHHHHHHHHH'
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#179
27 July, 2010, 21:06
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cant believe the best quotes are missing ? apocalypse i love love the smell of napalm first thing in the morning smells like victory
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#180
28 July, 2010, 09:39
Re: best quotes
Another goody from We Were Soldier
"I wonder how Custer felt, knowing he had led his men to certain death"
"Sir, Custer was a pussy. You ain't"
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I mean, how dare I have fun? Im ruining thier
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