Mid-firefight Banter

[aribos]

OK who else here has banter with the enemy mid firefight?

My usual is a shout of "Am I getting close yet?" or "Come on tell me how far short I am!"

Its either that or the classic "You missed!" followed by laughing and general winding the shooter up or running as they try to pepper you with shots.

[caffin999]

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me and my mate on defensive games do nothing but banter pretty much as we get bored defending

"I'm not wearing any panties!"

hard to convey this one in words but if you have watched the sopranos. its the noise they make when one of them has said something that is over the mark

"ooooooooohhhhhhh"
we like saying that when someone almost hits us in the kill house

we do take it seriously but at times we can't help ourselves

[InFlamesFan]

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BUTTSCRATCHER!


'nuff said

[Boo-Sabum Ben]

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that sopranos video was fantastic. Ohhhhhh! Italians are great.


Usually i keep my mouth shut in game sadly due to being shot on the lips a few times dont want to risk losing my teeth!

[Caveira]

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Not 'softing, but some years back I was at a paintball game and the other team were all from Portsmouth Uni.

Everytime their rate of fire dropped, we started yelling about them running out of paintballs because their student loan hadn't come through. EVERY time, this got them firing faster again and (yes, you've guessed it) most of them ran out of paintballs and money by lunchtime.

Uni students - biggish on brains and short on common sense!

[Intervention]

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BUTTSCRATCHER!

MARGRET-THATCHER!

Back on note - I'm usually always throwing banter and qoutes from Fawlty Towers at the opposition - makes for some laughs haha

[caffin999]

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yeah fawlty towers stuff is good

i like a lot of south park quotes also:

"man bear pig has to die!"

[F0xHound]

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One guy who goes to our site will regularly say "I am Godzilla! You are Japan!" when he hits someone, to which when I managed to ding him I swiftly replied with "You are godzilla! I am Mothra, F**k you!" :D

[Montesa77]

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Bugger, god f**king sake work you stupid gun! While they advance pop up and double tap them all. Then sing 'Another one bites the dust'.

[Krinkov]

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Another South Park reference:

'DEY TOOK OUR JOBS!'

Team America (AK's in hand) :
'Derka Derka, Mohammed Jihad, abaka la, haka sherpa sherpa'

Ohhh,' derka derka derka'

Gotta second the Buttscratcher and Margaret Thatcher Quotes,

And last, but definitely not least, from The Royle family:
'It's not about the golden egg cup'

[acheekymonkeyuk]

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Llleeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrroooooooooooooooy jenkins

[helpimonfire]

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"There's 10 of us round here! *lots of full auto fire*... See?"

"My 4 month old neice could shoot straighter than you!"

"I'm out of ammo... You wanna come frisk me to find out?!"

Etc...

There was one guy that shot me and decided to be cocky by waving at me from behind his tree. The sniper sat beside me shot him clean in the hand. That'll teach him for being cocky :D Was such a good laugh that day.

[MJ Caboose2170]

Not really banter but me and my mate when out of range will wave at the other team 9 time out of ten we get a wave back lol

[s1m01988]

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we tend to start shouting preditor quotes wen we cant seem to hit someone
' hes stuck it tighter than an alabama tick'

or after a nasty shot to the face.

' i aint got time to bleed'

love it makes it a gud day wen the quotes come out.

[GhostDivisionAirsoft]

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Not really banter, but at a weekender the enemy team were about 65m away up a dirt track. We had clear view of them and vice versa. One of our team bends down and pulls a moonie:D.