Mid-firefight Banter

[Vann8998]

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My usual is a shout of "Am I getting close yet?" or "Come on tell me how far short I am!"

i heard this at my last game i yelled back come forward and left 5 feet and you can hit me . player did so was still out of range. but me (sniper) wasn't. i shout back is there any more or can i go have a brew now?? bearing in mind he only asked for a brew 5 mins before this game started

[GrammarNazi75]

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buttscratcher!


'nuff said

buttscratcher

[ElCarl]

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buttscratcher

The weekender was epic :P

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When someone in game or out of game inquires to what FPS my MC-51 is putting out I usually reply with

"about tree fiddy"

Got to love chef's parents.

[caffin999]

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When someone in game or out of game inquires to what FPS my MC-51 is putting out I usually reply with

"about tree fiddy"

Got to love chef's parents.

LOL

Ain't got no tree fiddy fo ya lockness monster!!

[wild7seven]

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best one iv had so far at the GZ woodland site my lot had the village we got attacked by the sogs. it was our newest member pauls first time and he has little gun knowledge, hes sat in one of the huts and i hear him yell i need a mag another member of our team yells back what have you got an M4? he pokes the gun out of the window and shouts.....I HAVE THIS!............yes paul thats an M4 i laughed to hard as i saw him tear ass past the door to my hut to get a mag.

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Ain't got no tree fiddy fo ya lockness monster!!

Hahahaha yeah thats the one.

[LouCyffer]

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I carry a little key ring with six voice quotes on it. It's a 'Mister T In Your Pocket'.

It's perfect for telling the opposition to 'Quit yo jibber jabber', or 'I pity the fool'.

Works every time.

[Stickybomb]

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Not really banter but me and my mate when out of range will wave at the other team 9 time out of ten we get a wave back lol

Same here, its always hilarious to see myself (A sniper) putting up a ghillied up arm into the air to see people going "I'm p*ssed, a bush is waving at me"

or atleast i think they say that

[Monkfish]

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I played my first game yesterday. Flanking one building with a couple of other guys and the OpFor could see us coming but were out of range (we were out of range of them too). There was a minute or so where we exchanged some banter, mostly about who was going to come to who, along with some waving. Tea and biscuits were mentioned too.

Later on and when defending a building, I shouted...

"Hurry up! We've got the kettle on!"

Next up, Full Metal Jacket quotes. :D

[Nek]

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I've seen people trying to talk to my mate Dannii who is deaf. Its quite funny watching them get totally blank answers from her. Then I step in and we give each other hand signals that usually mean 'the enemy is over there, lets go kill them all.'

"Is she deaf?"
Me - "Yeah mate."
"So she can't hear?"
Me - "Thats what 'deaf' means, don't it?"

[Rimms]

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Mid fire fight banter is one of the best parts of airsoft, the amount of times you hear someone shout "missed me, missed me, missed m...hit!"

Ive had some great laughs at the mall through the glass shop fronts

[Lt. Macka]

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Not 'softing, but some years back I was at a paintball game and the other team were all from Portsmouth Uni.

Everytime their rate of fire dropped, we started yelling about them running out of paintballs because their student loan hadn't come through. EVERY time, this got them firing faster again and (yes, you've guessed it) most of them ran out of paintballs and money by lunchtime.

Uni students - biggish on brains and short on common sense!

lol.

[Vann8998]

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last game i was at i was stuck defending a bunker. i just sat behind it with my scope going through the window aiming at the door. marshal was near me so i ended up singing sniper's creed for a while and then took a leef out of saving privet ryan and started saying the lords pray. end of game someone shouted. IS THAT YOU JOHN WAYNE. to which i reply "who said that?? who the f**K saiud that. WAS THAT YOU PRIVET.... and soon on repeting the first bit of full metal jacket with someone as me the drill sarget. was funny when the marshal came over and said that they quit u have won. lets go back and bomb up now john wayne. pmsl

[Aly]

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Have to say the NAE night game this year quite a lot of family guy songs defending the hill ,lol.