tw@t's on the field .. :)

[angry pirate]

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+1
Tone has been well and truly lowered. Beer and chips? Tssk. Ruffians to a man.
The Earl Grey is brewing and there's some tea cakes. Just don't chip the china

[cool-breeze87]

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Ummmm guys, that cream you used for the scones and crumpets... it wasn't cream. I left a semen sample on the side and well, I think whoever got the cream picked up the wrong pot...

[Black Templar]

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Jarvis, Jarvis, be a good chap and show this gentleman the door would you. Throw him roughly to the ground along with his top hat and cane.

Oh, he's from Cas-Vegas, quite normal then, as you were Jarvis.

[TOBI]

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Someone pour me a scotch!

[Hawke]

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Pour your own.

I'm still in shock. Someone real posting put me out of whack.

[TOBI]

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Pour your own.

I'm still in shock. Someone real posting put me out of whack.

Eaxctly why you need a nice strong tipple!

[Black Templar]

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I'm assuming TOBI would like water with that?

Hawke, well spotted indeed, quite the eyes of a Hawk there, capital show old man. Yes, we must I fear be on our guard here. Quite the shock it was.

[Hawke]

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(sits back, puts feet up, sips at a glass of port) Y'know, I'm quite proud of how this thread has turned out. See, it started well, disintegrated into bile and hurt, and has now ended up as a sort of highly amicable Online Airsoft Gentleman's Club.

Well done chaps. Well done indeed

[TOBI]

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I'm assuming TOBI would like water with that?

Hawke, well spotted indeed, quite the eyes of a Hawk there, capital show old man. Yes, we must I fear be on our guard here. Quite the shock it was.

Why on earth would you ruin it by adding water!

[Black Templar]

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It brings out the taste across the palate old chap.

I'm voting Hawke for President of the nice chaps club.

[Hawke]

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How very kind. Time for a new user group, one feels.

BT, sort that out if you could - I'm using my work netbook, so can't do the icon thingymajig. Thanks awfully.

[Black Templar]

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By Jingo, you've beaten me to the draw there... Sterling work indeed, I shall see the chaps at the Palace are notified of your fine ability. I raise my single malt to you sir.

[Shaun182]

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i reckon ford will be back soon with his car crew!

Watch out for Citroen-saxo he's a bad @55

we best just eat our picnic and avoid eye contact "cos e wil defo mirk us innit"

vol au vont anyone? i am not perticuly fond of french food (french fancies dont count. especially pink ones) and it would be a shame to waste them.

a nice scrumpy would be splendid also

[Black Templar]

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Spike, my dear fellow whilst I agree with your taste in all things vol au vont (don't mind if I do) along with pink icing laden cakes, never will this chap be afear of a compact ladies car, never I say. Whilst the flag still flies and gentlemen are abroad with top hat, monacle and cane indulging in nefarious activities, nice chaps will prevail.

Praise Hawke I say, hurrah!

[felix80]

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i must say chaps after a hards days work in the wardroom running around after the fine officers of the RN it great to come and relax reading this. it makes me smile lol