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  • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

    Originally posted by BAMF View Post
    They have airsoft in Wales now?
    I laughed way too hard :D


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    • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

      Originally posted by Fizzy View Post


      Thread cleaned!

      I think people need to step away from the thread, take a few deep breaths and count to 10

      If you're having difficulty doing that, it can be arranged for you!
      Shame !! Now I can't read back all those lovely comments.

      FYI My neck was never wound out !!!

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      • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

        Scotch egg?

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        • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

          Originally posted by Fumps View Post
          Scotch egg?
          No thanks, they give me gas. I will gladly accept a slice of battenburg though.

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          • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

            Triple layer chocolate fudge?

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            • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

              i saw a tw@t on a field once...bloody streakers

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              • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

                Originally posted by harvchan View Post
                Whilst I take each game as serious as airsoft warrants, we are of course running round with toy guns shooting plastic bb's! I take a little bit of offense to out and out cheating. Having parted with my hard earned wages to play, I get a bit steamed when players keep cheating by not taking hits.

                At one site in Aldershot, it was rife throughout the day, and I found harder to keep my thoughts to myself, after watching one guy flinch as I shot him, only for him to look round to see if anyone saw him, he found me waving from the other side of the parade ground, only then did he declare that he was hit.

                As the day progressed it got worse after getting the drop on 6 players from a reasonable distance full auto'd the lot of them which 5 stuck their hands up and took it the guy in the middle dropped to his knee to return fire. It was only after a Marshall had a word with him did he relent and take his hit.

                I did lose it though and was asked to return to the safe zone to cool off, when a player who was approx 2 meters in front of me who I shot from head to foot on full auto, again in front of a Marshall, decided to step back behind the door. What followed can only be described as a full on torretts rant using every one of my extensive naughty words directed at the player in question.

                There were a few other examples that were witnessed by other players on my team but the site marshalls were on top of it and I believe that two players were asked to leave the site.
                Was just wondering why you felt it was necessary to full auto someone from head to foot from 2 metres away ??

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                • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

                  Originally posted by wilfymusic View Post
                  Was just wondering why you felt it was necessary to full auto someone from head to foot from 2 metres away ??
                  Wilfy, may I press you to a little Earl Gray? I think there may be a pork pie somewhere with your name on it too.

                  The cleaning that Fizzy did was a huge amount of handbags earlier, we don't want to start it up again, so join the tea party instead

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                  • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

                    [QUOTE=wilfymusic;1288484]Was just wondering why you felt it was necessary to full auto someone from head to foot from 2 metres away ??[/

                    Oh come on even on full auto from 2m away he would have only been hit by approx 5-6 bb's allowing for aim, wind, gun wobble. Plus this was the result of all day of Teflon dons running around.

                    It would seem that whilst others are allowed to cast insults around I am not allowed. So I will keep my response moderated accordingly.

                    Crumpets and tiffin any one !!

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                    • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

                      Originally posted by harvchan View Post
                      It would seem that whilst others are allowed to cast insults around I am not allowed.
                      Funny, the others that didn't get away with casting insults either, said the same thing

                      It's like being a primary school teacher...
                      Originally posted by Nun-Chuck
                      I'm down every games day at EAG buddy just give me a shout and I'll whip it out, can have a squeeze too if you like.
                      Originally posted by deanfirst
                      why not use zeroone's escort service?

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                      • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

                        [QUOTE=Fizzy;1288691]Funny, the others that didn't get away with casting insults either, said the same thing

                        It's like being a primary school teacher... [/

                        Fair point well made!!

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                        • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

                          Originally posted by harvchan View Post
                          Crumpets and tiffin any one !!
                          No thanks...

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                          • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

                            Has this douche been named and shamed yet? I heard he's all over facebook.

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                            • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

                              argh! I'd not noticed the NVGs before.

                              I have to say I'd tried a bit of sleuthing around the pages of a few of the teams mentioned, but I'm no BAMF.

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                              • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

                                Originally posted by Vex View Post
                                Has this douche been named and shamed yet? I heard he's all over facebook.

                                It's not Andy McNab then?
                                Originally posted by Nun-Chuck
                                I'm down every games day at EAG buddy just give me a shout and I'll whip it out, can have a squeeze too if you like.
                                Originally posted by deanfirst
                                why not use zeroone's escort service?

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