tw@t's on the field .. :)

[brewer17]

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Selotape? Why has mummies little special agent got selotape on... He has sprayed it gold and covered it in curry house flock wallpaper, why should I even ask.

Scores v highly on the fraggle o meter.

The PSG1 grip is made of rubber, so when the motor heats up its melting the paint. So the selotape is to keep it on the grip.

[Boo-Sabum Ben]

That's something I've always thought needs more work. What do you do right after you've even hit? More and more frequently when I've switched to sneaky bugger mode, I hit someone, and they stand and look around for where it came from. Really gets on my nerves. Personally I think everyone should walk off looking at the floor in front of them

[Jack.Murnin]

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We had one case of a rental taking of his mask and getting hit on the nose with a ricochet from MP5, while I was shooting at his team-mate in the doorway of a room the were protecting. All he did was cry to the Marshall that I shot him when his mask was off and was told -

A. I couldn't see him and was shooting at his team-mate in the doorway of the room.
B. I don't know where the pellet will go once it hits a wall.
C. He's a t*at for taking of his mask and could have lost an eye.

We then switched things around and I was in his team, lying prone when he shot me from about a foot away in the back of the head because he 'thought' i was in the other team and didn't see the massive red band I had on my arm :/

Temptation not to knock him out was almost overwhelming. He left shortly after I said I wanted to switch teams back and play against him.

Another Thing that gets me is dead players talking. YOUR DEAD MATE! and cannot tell me where the other team are :s

[Nickona]

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That is why I think the surrender rule it the best. Give them the chance to surrender and if they don't its their problem.

yea if they turn to try and shoot me after I've given them a chance then I'd shoot them as they're trying to shoot me.


One case of a high cap hero was at a game where on guy had a very nice M60, tbf he was a fairly husky bloke but through the entire day he just found somewhere to lie down and as soon as he saw us he just emptied his M60 in our direction so we took cover but he was still shooting at the cover until his very large box mag ran out. so we just reloaded etc and when he finished carry on. Its not that bad but it just slowed to whole game down and we said before the game not to trap people behind cover with constant fire which is what he did. I don't think he hit a single person as well!

[Kensai]

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after reading some stuff on the bang rule, none of the sites I play at use it, we just say that if its an uncontested shot either knife them or give the guy a chance to give up.
I snuck up behind a guy and form about 2m away and with my gun pointed squarely at his rectum I said "I mate do you want to take that hit?" to which he looked at me and where my gun was aiming and simply said "yea, fair enough, I think i'll take that one" and that was the end, no need for a bang rule imo, just sportsmanship

That is why I think the surrender rule it the best. Give them the chance to surrender and if they don't its their problem.

[Nickona]

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after reading some stuff on the bang rule, none of the sites I play at use it, we just say that if its an uncontested shot either knife them or give the guy a chance to give up.
I snuck up behind a guy and form about 2m away and with my gun pointed squarely at his rectum I said "I mate do you want to take that hit?" to which he looked at me and where my gun was aiming and simply said "yea, fair enough, I think i'll take that one" and that was the end, no need for a bang rule imo, just sportsmanship

[I'mhitalready]

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As there is a lot of negativity on here towards UA I feel I must state that things have been changing, the Smoking Aces (can't deny that their pricks) are on their final warning, anymore of their crap and they'll be banned permenantly. Games are becoming less paintball like, a lot more scenarios and a whole lot of changes to the site. I am a regular at UA and I find it to be great if you stay away from the Aces but that shouldn't be a problem when it get back up and running. I must stress this, THERE IS CHANGE. The site owner is thinking about imposing ammo limits or mid cap only rules to limit the paintball problem aswell. things are getting better.

[Kensai]

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I don't think this counts as "in the field" as it was more in the safe zone. I think it was Richard Smith at F&O (might be wrong) once told me he got a guy turn up who claimed he used to be a member of the SAS. The "SAS Man" even reckoned he was one of the men who raided the Iranian Embassy despite only looking like he was in his early forties (meaning he would have to have been about ten or fifteen at the time). Not believing a word the man said, Ric said "Oh right you must know John then, he was one of the SAS that took part in the raid too", "He lives just down the road and I'm sure he would be happy to see you again". This "John" fellow is totally fictitious, Ric was just calling his bluff. Oddly enough the "SAS Man" left early that day not long after Ric offered to phone "John". I've heard a lot of very similar stories. Stuff like that really pisses me off and reinforces the idea that airsofters are walts.

[Nickona]

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worse one I had was a guy who in the first half of the day had a massive arguement with the marshalls as he took his mask off mid game, and when they let him back in after lunch he had a new gun and would not take a single hit, we reported it to the marshalls and in the last game didn't have any issues :D

the other thing that annoys me is when you're walking away with your hand high in the air and someone shoots at you. to which I normally yell "I'm bloody hit!"

[Jack.Murnin]

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How is that a "twaty" thing? That sounds epic!

Lol.. To be honest it felt rather good

[Boo-Sabum Ben]

The other day managed to get around the back of a building we were assaulting, and the rest of my team came from the front. After some initial alarm about me vein a defender or not, they all made it clear I was one of them. At that point one round comes out of the crowd and hits me right underneath the eye. First time I've ever lost my temper really, and yelled for whoever it was to use their brain!

[Kensai]

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I once did a twaty thing... I see a grenade in mid air, and us ethe stock from the MP5 to hit it back, which resulted in me getting four kills.... result if ya ask me :p

How is that a "twaty" thing? That sounds epic!

[Jack.Murnin]

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I once did a twaty thing... I see a grenade in mid air, and us ethe stock from the MP5 to hit it back, which resulted in me getting four kills.... result if ya ask me :p

[jonny lovegrove]

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Still easy to notice hitting the hat, hilarious voice on both sides ahaha

[Chosen-Man]

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to be fair, the player has dreads and a boonie hat, it doesnt look like anything comes out for the first shot and the second shot hits the rim of the hat, also the person firing the gun is pointing downwards, a gas guns loses half its energy when its fired pointing down

The marshall also has a quite irritating voice! :/