Best Wife Blags ref new stuffs?

[jockjay]

Heya guys, been looking around and its gonna be a great year for airsoft as lots of new toys are hitting the market and if like me when you love a gun in a game or movie you HAVE to have it for airsoft!!

BUT being recently married im running out of excuses for the criminal amounts of gear and guns that come and go from my pad, worst of all my missus has started to actually recognose which gun is which, whilst arousing this still hinders my gun fetish.

So just wondering what your best blags are and other white lies to keep her sweet in the kitchen while you field strip yet another gat in the front room??

So far my best is "Jesus woman im in the army do you want me to die?? I NEED to know the drills for this for ops and i cant just walk out of the armoury with one, this is sooo close to the real thing it....mmmm yea very close...mmm hang on....'

Jay

[commandoboy]

Re: Best Wife Blags ref new stuffs??

Do you want me to put you in the basement again?

[The Keeper of Secrets]

Re: Best Wife Blags ref new stuffs??

Just don't take any of your guns into the kitchen :D (please understand that's a joke...)


I use the excuse "Oh, it's not mine, I'm fixing it for a teammate"

[baronvonhardkore]

Re: Best Wife Blags ref new stuffs??

-- Insert generic, extremely sexist and also also blandly offensive remark/quote/whatever here --

[ry4n]

Re: Best Wife Blags ref new stuffs??

Tell her you will be contributing to the cleaning, and your new purchase will aid you in this.

Ryan

[Krayzee]

Re: Best Wife Blags ref new stuffs??

Tell her you will be contributing to the cleaning, and your new purchase will aid you in this.

Ryan

By shooting her to make her clean quicker?

[Pasty]

Re: Best Wife Blags ref new stuffs??

tell her you are trying to find the best kit for when she starts playing

[The Eternal Child]

Re: Best Wife Blags ref new stuffs??

Just say "be thankful Im talk to you after a day skirmishing and dont simply ask for the 3 B's & S's" PM me if you wish to know what they are as there not sutable for a forum.

Tho as long as all your new gats arnt hindering the holiday fun I can see no reason for her to complain.

Curtis

[Caveira]

Re: Best Wife Blags ref new stuffs??

Just buy her some kit and take her skirmishing.

[seansamurai1]

Re: Best Wife Blags ref new stuffs??

I sold my last one, and it happens to cost the same as I sold my last one for, so in theory I havent spent any money on it.
Luckely my missus doesnt go into the shed for fear of spiders, strangely I havent told her yet there isnt any in that shed.
Also it was such a good deal, I couldnt turn it down, its limited edition you know. Then insert I could sell this for twice the price I bought it for.

[ry4n]

Re: Best Wife Blags ref new stuffs??

Disguise your new purchase with cheap petrol station flowers, present them to your wife - offer to put them in water and promptly replace them with cardboard cut outs and hide the real purchase. Job done.

[insanity prawn boy]

Re: Best Wife Blags ref new stuffs??

Tell her it's just a dream...?

[Aeviv]

Re: Best Wife Blags ref new stuffs??

When I first started this I used to have a problem like this with my old man. Whenever he saw my ever expanding armoury he used to complain, 'why do you need so many?' 'You only need one' 'They just look different' etc until I turned round and said 'Dad, when you play golf, you dont only take one club, do you?' That shut him up

[ratty1968]

Re: Best Wife Blags ref new stuffs??

She spends £120 on a pair of boots for winter, i buy a new aeg.
Simples.
Thing is, i actually use the AEG's i buy, the £120 boots aren't worn at the moment, she's worried about getting salt marks on them.

[TS_Welshy]

Re: Best Wife Blags ref new stuffs??

Remind her of the impending zombie apocalypse...