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**zulu** · 6 January, 2010, 17:56

Re: Best Wife Blags ref new stuffs??

Originally posted by waltzinblack View Post

Remind her of the impending zombie apocalypse...

wich we will fend off with airsoft guns?
:p

**The Keeper of Secrets** · 6 January, 2010, 17:57

Re: Best Wife Blags ref new stuffs??

Zombies are indeed allergic to plastic.

**zulu** · 6 January, 2010, 17:59

Re: Best Wife Blags ref new stuffs??

i feel that my guns are more useful now

**TS_Welshy** · 6 January, 2010, 17:59

Re: Best Wife Blags ref new stuffs??

Well cmon.. the zombies will THINK they're real!

**Scarecrow** · 6 January, 2010, 18:00

Re: Best Wife Blags ref new stuffs??

It rubs the lotion on its skin, or I buy the guns again...

**Lt. Macka** · 6 January, 2010, 18:26

Re: Best Wife Blags ref new stuffs?

i am amazed no one has asked what she is doing outside of the kitchen anyway? :P

jockjay - i must say your excuse is by far the best i have heard.

**baronvonhardkore** · 6 January, 2010, 18:31

Re: Best Wife Blags ref new stuffs??

Originally posted by waltzinblack View Post

Remind her of the impending zombie apocalypse...

Is there a thread saying 'What would one do if a zombie apocalypse/war broke out?'

There should be :D

And Lt. Macka, brilliantly original

**~~LtPurcy~~** · 6 January, 2010, 18:34

Re: Best Wife Blags ref new stuffs?

Walk into the living room with it if she looks at you funny which she will, scream out

"I DONT CAAARRREE!!!" *EVIL FACE*

and walk on as normal.

**Chandler** · 6 January, 2010, 19:01

Re: Best Wife Blags ref new stuffs?

won it in a raffle :D

chandler

**jfox61** · 6 January, 2010, 19:25

Re: Best Wife Blags ref new stuffs?

I can't get away with bugger all. She airsofts, knows exactly how many guns I have, knows exactly what each gun is, knows exactly how much each one costs, knows exactly where to look if she doesn't, shes 6ft I am 5'5", She is an ex County pentathlon Champion I am not. I could go on but I have to make her tea. and get her slippers.

**seansamurai1** · 6 January, 2010, 19:35

Re: Best Wife Blags ref new stuffs?

Soooo what yer saying is, she wears the trousers! :D:p

**rtf1976** · 6 January, 2010, 19:36

Re: Best Wife Blags ref new stuffs?

Could be worse you could have her say to you its me or the airsoft, the look on her face when I packed my bags and my aegs into the boot of the car and left was priceless should have been on a Mastercard advert. And yes am now ofically single but not a single regret (Airsoft 1 Wife 0)

**seansamurai1** · 6 January, 2010, 19:38

Re: Best Wife Blags ref new stuffs?

Classic, love it. And the bright side is, more money for RIFs, hoozah, 2 birds, 1 stone.

**Lt. Macka** · 6 January, 2010, 19:49

Re: Best Wife Blags ref new stuffs?

Originally posted by jfox61 View Post

I can't get away with bugger all. She airsofts, knows exactly how many guns I have, knows exactly what each gun is, knows exactly how much each one costs, knows exactly where to look if she doesn't, shes 6ft I am 5'5", She is an ex County pentathlon Champion I am not. I could go on but I have to make her tea. and get her slippers.

im under that thumb too mate! lol.

swmbo thinks airsoft is silly - women eh?

**Chandler** · 6 January, 2010, 20:11

Re: Best Wife Blags ref new stuffs?

she spends money on her stuff.. you spend it on yours....?

Chandler

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