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ShooterSwizz
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Airsoft Engrish
18 April, 2014, 17:58
Hi, I ordered some stuff from Mike Cripps recently and found some airsoft engrish on the hop up unit. What have you found?
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18 April, 2014, 18:44
Re: Airsoft Engrish
Those ACM M500s seem to always come in boxes that say 'Pump Cation Shotgun.' Here are a bunch:
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#3
18 April, 2014, 20:16
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Don't have a pic but:
"Do mot point at man or the animal"
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#4
18 April, 2014, 20:57
Re: Airsoft Engrish
I love these in gun manuals.
"do not shoot at a place where people or car may pass cross"
"the danger may happen if the air soft gun used of an inappropriate circumstance"
"sometimes motor may generate small"
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#5
18 April, 2014, 21:13
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"safty"
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19 April, 2014, 00:26
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Cancer gun, its the literal translation of what the Chinese write on the box
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19 April, 2014, 00:37
Re: Airsoft Engrish
Madbull used to have 'Always use Googles' in the safety instructions for the v1 chrono's.
However, this one never fails to make me chuckle.
Taken from an A&K brochure.
section 24 of the 1968 Act
Supplying imitation firearms to minors
1)It is an offence for a person under the age of eighteen to purchase an imitation firearm
2)It is an offence to sell an imitation firearm to a person under the age of eighteen.
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20 April, 2014, 01:24
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I understood the language to be Chinglish but Engrish works.
Found this today which amused me greatly:
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25 April, 2014, 19:34
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Because no aegs have a "changeable hop", nope mope.
"accurate shoot" yeah yeah, we all know that my gun totally didn't shoot 5m out the box.
"more power" yeah, because the gun could totally shoot through a single paper sheet! *cough* not..
Sent from moto G - watch out for dodgy typos!
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26 April, 2014, 00:53
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Even some of the best have bad Engrish; PDI
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7 May, 2014, 10:06
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Madbull used to have 'Always use Googles' in the safety instructions for the v1 chrono's.
However, this one never fails to make me chuckle.
Taken from an A&K brochure.
That's just utter genius
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7 May, 2014, 10:23
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Brilliant, I find Instructions, in any language, are usually good for a laugh....(particularly when I'm trying to follow them) lol..
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7 May, 2014, 11:04
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Apparently my assault vest is made from '100% Oxford'
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9 May, 2014, 10:51
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I have an old BB bottle that proudly advertises that you can 'Shoot your load with accuracy', I can now hit a kleenex at 15ft!
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9 May, 2014, 14:25
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Eye'm Best choice! Future the next!
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