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    Airsoft Engrish

    Hi, I ordered some stuff from Mike Cripps recently and found some airsoft engrish on the hop up unit. What have you found?




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    Re: Airsoft Engrish

    Those ACM M500s seem to always come in boxes that say 'Pump Cation Shotgun.' Here are a bunch:

    http://forums.zeroin.co.uk/showthrea...ight=Chinglish
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    • #3
      Re: Airsoft Engrish

      Don't have a pic but:

      "Do mot point at man or the animal"
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      • #4
        Re: Airsoft Engrish

        I love these in gun manuals.

        "do not shoot at a place where people or car may pass cross"

        "the danger may happen if the air soft gun used of an inappropriate circumstance"

        "sometimes motor may generate small"
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        • #5
          Re: Airsoft Engrish

          "safty"

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          • #6
            Re: Airsoft Engrish

            Cancer gun, its the literal translation of what the Chinese write on the box
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            • #7
              Re: Airsoft Engrish

              Madbull used to have 'Always use Googles' in the safety instructions for the v1 chrono's.

              However, this one never fails to make me chuckle.



              Taken from an A&K brochure.
              section 24 of the 1968 Act
              Supplying imitation firearms to minors
              1)It is an offence for a person under the age of eighteen to purchase an imitation firearm
              2)It is an offence to sell an imitation firearm to a person under the age of eighteen.
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              • #8
                Re: Airsoft Engrish

                I understood the language to be Chinglish but Engrish works.

                Found this today which amused me greatly:


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                • #9
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                  Because no aegs have a "changeable hop", nope mope.
                  "accurate shoot" yeah yeah, we all know that my gun totally didn't shoot 5m out the box.
                  "more power" yeah, because the gun could totally shoot through a single paper sheet! *cough* not..
                  Sent from moto G - watch out for dodgy typos!
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                  • #10
                    Re: Airsoft Engrish

                    Even some of the best have bad Engrish; PDI
                    Very groovy
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                    • #11
                      Re: Airsoft Engrish

                      Originally posted by seansamurai1 View Post
                      Madbull used to have 'Always use Googles' in the safety instructions for the v1 chrono's.

                      However, this one never fails to make me chuckle.



                      Taken from an A&K brochure.
                      That's just utter genius


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                      • #12
                        Re: Airsoft Engrish

                        Brilliant, I find Instructions, in any language, are usually good for a laugh....(particularly when I'm trying to follow them) lol..
                        "This is my rifle, it's just a toy one, there are many like it, they're toy ones too, without it, i'm £250 better off, without me, it gathers dust in the corner, we're just big boys playing soldiers, lets try and remember that" play fair have fun.
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                        • #13
                          Re: Airsoft Engrish

                          Apparently my assault vest is made from '100% Oxford'
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                          • #14
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                            I have an old BB bottle that proudly advertises that you can 'Shoot your load with accuracy', I can now hit a kleenex at 15ft!
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                            • #15
                              Re: Airsoft Engrish

                              Eye'm Best choice! Future the next!
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