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**Doctor_Maple** · 31 January, 2011, 13:10

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lawd only knows, think his father got it for him for like a few quid extra i laughed so hard i fell over and got shot like 20 times by someone.

**Boo-Sabum Ben** · 31 January, 2011, 13:11

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lol. Bet his dad was impressed!

**Doctor_Maple** · 31 January, 2011, 13:14

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yeah he had to buy a new one :D

**Xevious** · 1 February, 2011, 00:31

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The other day one of the marshalls was explaining to one of the new guys that airsoft wasn't like Call of Duty only to turn around to find several of us pointlessly jumping up and down, spinning on the spot while crouched and teabagging the bomb just to wind him up

**Boo-Sabum Ben** · 1 February, 2011, 00:34

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hahaha!

**Counting Count** · 1 February, 2011, 10:10

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Once or twice its amusing, but the whole "CoD" Speak is wearing a little thin with me, as I hear the same lines every couple of weeks.

**Aeviv** · 1 February, 2011, 10:15

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Originally posted by Xevious View Post

The other day one of the marshalls was explaining to one of the new guys that airsoft wasn't like Call of Duty only to turn around to find several of us pointlessly jumping up and down, spinning on the spot while crouched and teabagging the bomb just to wind him up

Run newbie days every few months, chance for people to bring partners, familly and friends along to try airsoft. A bunch of my mates from my old school came along and ran around pretending they were playing Goldeneye, eg gun in one hand at arms length, running around like headless chickens. Was very funny

**Xxerox** · 1 February, 2011, 10:22

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Have to say, I've not come across this COD l33t speek in game. Although my local isn't plagued with loads of young rentals.

What is funny is the couple we seem to have picked up. We were tasked with defending an area and one of them had a sniper (only problem being it was 370fps and was total crap because he did't know how to set it up properly). So he's still effected by the MED. I told him and his mate to sit behind a barricade covering the back entrance of the area... they proceeded to face the same way as the other guys over the other side so if anyone had come in, they would have had their backs to them.
It took a good 10 minutes to convince them to turn around!

**Aeviv** · 1 February, 2011, 10:33

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On a serious note though, I hear more retarded comments from 'regulars' who insist they know what they are doing that I hear comments of that nature from rentals or kids. Alot of the newbies are really excited and want to get involved, good on them. We laugh now, being experienced airsofters who know the guns, the kits and the tactics, but think back to your first game, were you REALLY any different? I remember I mistook a Glock for an M9, I had someone explain how an M203 worked- twice, fell down some stairs and snapped the stock off an MP5, had a pyro grenade go off two feet from me and didnt realise what had happened so I kept playing, and tried to stick a mag in an M14 backwards. I wholeheartedly understand newbies making errors. Doesnt stop them being funny as f**k, but I dont think we should really give them a hard time for not knowing any better.

Originally posted by directhit View Post

I did the Gaz speech "You've gotta be takin the p***! We've just busted our arses to get up this hill, and now ya want us to go all the way back down?!" After the Marshall told us the hill we took was out of bounds

That kind of stuff is brilliant, l love quotes and stuff like that in airsoft, makes the games. Who hasn't bellowed 'GET TO THE CHOPPA!' Or something to that effect, so why should COD lines be any different? Obviously if a kid squeaks this its not going to have the same effect as some Norf Lundun Lad.

What I did find funny was how when MW2 was released, how everyone suddenly started using 'Oscar Mike', a phrase I think i might have heard ONCE before then

**cool-breeze87** · 1 February, 2011, 12:54

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We've all shouted get to the choppah! But how many of you have been evacuated out of a village in Landy's bellowing Ride of the Valkaries out of the stereo? I have :D

**Counting Count** · 1 February, 2011, 15:28

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Cool-breeze your not the only one, but Die Walkurie was played going into the objective in Landrovers a few times, and I've never felt the need to yell "get to da choppa".

**gijohn2** · 1 February, 2011, 18:17

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Ahh MW <3

"Were going in deep and were going in hard , and don't call my sheerly !"

Perfect for CQB :P

Duke nukem quotes are win to

**cool-breeze87** · 1 February, 2011, 21:40

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That's from the bonus game the end of COD4. Which is an acceptable game to quote because it's actually good and isn't just a mish mash of various film action scenes.

**GhostDivisionAirsoft** · 2 February, 2011, 17:04

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Originally posted by gijohn2 View Post

Ahh MW <3

Duke nukem quotes are win to

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And i'm all outta gum.

**Machaon** · 23 February, 2011, 00:08

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Heard this on saturday:

Is the next game team deathmatch?

I half expected him to follow it up with:

I've nearly got my first killstreak, which direction does the drone come from?

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