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  • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

    Good evening gentlemen ,
    i believe the chef is lighting the bbq for later , would anyone care for some pre dinner wine?

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      dont mind if i do old bean, cheers
      Team DC........................it's all about shock and awe

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        Red or White sir?

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          What are the delights on offer tonight then my dear sir?
          section 24 of the 1968 Act
          Supplying imitation firearms to minors
          1)It is an offence for a person under the age of eighteen to purchase an imitation firearm
          2)It is an offence to sell an imitation firearm to a person under the age of eighteen.

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            i'll have the red please old chap. is there a hog roast?
            Team DC........................it's all about shock and awe

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              I had the cellar stocked yesterday with Syrah , Sauvignon , Pinot Noir , Malbec , Chardonnay , Semillon , Riesling and Gewurztraminer all of very good vintage and vineyards

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              • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

                Well the reisling is sounding very good to me.
                Red does complement a nice piece of steak.
                section 24 of the 1968 Act
                Supplying imitation firearms to minors
                1)It is an offence for a person under the age of eighteen to purchase an imitation firearm
                2)It is an offence to sell an imitation firearm to a person under the age of eighteen.

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                • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

                  I fear no Hog roast sir but a BBQ with steak T Bone cooked to order of course also chicken in honey glaze various sausages and pork chops with salad things over to the right. The chef is very talented and can cook nearly everything please feel free to go send your man over to place an order


                  I have just been told the steaks are from our land on the moor of dart so of very fine quality
                  Last edited by Pasty; 28 June, 2012, 18:13. Reason: extra info

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                  • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

                    Oh Jeeves, please inform the chef that I would like a nice medium rare steak please.
                    Thank you Jeeves.

                    This wine is just delightful, a fine body with a nice light and fruity pallet.
                    section 24 of the 1968 Act
                    Supplying imitation firearms to minors
                    1)It is an offence for a person under the age of eighteen to purchase an imitation firearm
                    2)It is an offence to sell an imitation firearm to a person under the age of eighteen.

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                    • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

                      rather old chap i'll have the Chardonnay with my steak, i'll boldrick over now
                      Team DC........................it's all about shock and awe

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                        Sweet Baby Cheeses, I have created a monster.

                        Wanders off, shaking head and mumbling, as befits a bewildered Janner
                        Any opinions expressed by me may not be mine. I don't have opinions anymore. I have a mortgage and teenagers. I used to be a wild, party animal. Now I buy my trousers at M & S.

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                        • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

                          Hawke old chap, your portrait takes pride of place over the fireplace in the Gentlemans club, complete with 'Our Founder' engraved on a fine brass plate.

                          Steak rare for me please my good fellow, a fine red from the new world would be most acceptable indeed. Have some fine Cuban cigars for the brandy afterwards chaps.

                          Any other sneak attacks due? Keep vigilant fellows and mums the word.
                          Problems? Problems? There is no problem I cannot solve with this...

                          ++ Attributed to Mad Chainsword Johnson, Commander of the White Scars ++

                          "Systema owners are easily startled, but they'll soon be back and in larger numbers"
                          Obi-Wan Kenobi

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                          • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

                            I say good Sirs has anyone seen where our Guests of honour has just wondered of to ?of course i speak of the Hawke

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                              i did see him with his elephant gun and mumbling something about going hunting
                              Team DC........................it's all about shock and awe

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                              • Re: tw@t's on the field ..

                                Oh jolly good show Indian or African ?

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