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Hawke
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29 June, 2012, 13:12
Re: tw@t's on the field ..
Sun tans? Nothing happening like that for me. It would make one look like either a manual worker, or a workshy fop who spends his days with minor celebrities from television shows on digital channels. Live up to your name and be proud of your pastiness.
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29 June, 2012, 13:24
Re: tw@t's on the field ..
Sir I'll have you know i am a hard(ish) working self employed person filling in forms at the moment for the civil service to post to themselves so they can play ceiling darts .
you'll do better if using biros for a two person game
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29 June, 2012, 14:01
Re: tw@t's on the field ..
Biros are ok, but their weight lets them down. Literally.
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29 June, 2012, 14:27
Some sort of blow pipe perhaps? Collected from the Africa's ?
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29 June, 2012, 14:29
Re: tw@t's on the field ..
Have you tried straightening some paperclips?
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29 June, 2012, 14:35
Re: tw@t's on the field ..
Entry level skiving is that.
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29 June, 2012, 16:15
Re: tw@t's on the field ..
Chaps don't forget to sign the Club House's membership book:
http://forums.zeroin.co.uk/group.php?groupid=143
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29 June, 2012, 16:21
Was there mention of a work shy dandy by the founder?
Is it time for a snifter yet?
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29 June, 2012, 16:31
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Work shy fop, not a dandy.
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29 June, 2012, 16:42
Re: tw@t's on the field ..
Hmm, a snifter.
Good idea. Just a small one for me, don't want to aggravate the gout.
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29 June, 2012, 16:44
Re: tw@t's on the field ..
I would like to add that we just don't see enough tw#ts on the field these days, it would be nice to have some eye candy running around in a tight tactical vest for a change
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29 June, 2012, 16:50
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Chaps don't forget to sign the Club House's membership book:
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If you are a nice chap, do feel free to join us. A group of nice, polite chaps is just what airsoft needs.
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29 June, 2012, 16:56
Well said indeed old fellow. Work shy fop was it? The very nerve. I did read his communique, given I like the cut of his tweed I fear it was nought more than a slip.
I do hope fine chaps are signing the members book.
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29 June, 2012, 17:06
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BT what would you recommend for a sniffer at this fine hour as the sun is well past the yard arm
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29 June, 2012, 17:12
Re: tw@t's on the field ..
I think a cognac before dinner. Will the ladies be joining us, or is this a gentlemen's dinner?
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