tw@t's on the field .. :)

[Pasty]

Re: tw@t's on the field ..

I say does that animal have a big or small head just would like to know if going to fall over it everytime i walked over in front of the fire to warm ones rump in the cold weather

[seansamurai1]

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It's definitely not a zebra my dear Felix, that's far to common for our club.

A breed of animal I've never heard of before, I think it's in an unexplored part of the empire, I'm sure this rare beast was called a festa, fasta, no no, that's it a fiesta. Apparently a small brain controls them but it's enough to survive I suppose.

[felix80]

Re: tw@t's on the field ..

African my good chap going to bag a zebra pelt for the gentleman's club

[Pasty]

Re: tw@t's on the field ..

Oh jolly good show Indian or African ?

[felix80]

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i did see him with his elephant gun and mumbling something about going hunting

[Pasty]

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I say good Sirs has anyone seen where our Guests of honour has just wondered of to ?of course i speak of the Hawke

[Black Templar]

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Hawke old chap, your portrait takes pride of place over the fireplace in the Gentlemans club, complete with 'Our Founder' engraved on a fine brass plate.

Steak rare for me please my good fellow, a fine red from the new world would be most acceptable indeed. Have some fine Cuban cigars for the brandy afterwards chaps.

Any other sneak attacks due? Keep vigilant fellows and mums the word.

[Hawke]

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Sweet Baby Cheeses, I have created a monster.

Wanders off, shaking head and mumbling, as befits a bewildered Janner

[felix80]

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rather old chap i'll have the Chardonnay with my steak, i'll boldrick over now

[seansamurai1]

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Oh Jeeves, please inform the chef that I would like a nice medium rare steak please.
Thank you Jeeves.

This wine is just delightful, a fine body with a nice light and fruity pallet.

[Pasty]

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I fear no Hog roast sir but a BBQ with steak T Bone cooked to order of course also chicken in honey glaze various sausages and pork chops with salad things over to the right. The chef is very talented and can cook nearly everything please feel free to go send your man over to place an order


I have just been told the steaks are from our land on the moor of dart so of very fine quality

[seansamurai1]

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Well the reisling is sounding very good to me.
Red does complement a nice piece of steak.

[Pasty]

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I had the cellar stocked yesterday with Syrah , Sauvignon , Pinot Noir , Malbec , Chardonnay , Semillon , Riesling and Gewurztraminer all of very good vintage and vineyards

[felix80]

Re: tw@t's on the field ..

i'll have the red please old chap. is there a hog roast?

[seansamurai1]

Re: tw@t's on the field ..

What are the delights on offer tonight then my dear sir?