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  • Black Templar
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    Jarvis, Jarvis, be a good chap and show this gentleman the door would you. Throw him roughly to the ground along with his top hat and cane.

    Oh, he's from Cas-Vegas, quite normal then, as you were Jarvis.

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  • cool-breeze87
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    Ummmm guys, that cream you used for the scones and crumpets... it wasn't cream. I left a semen sample on the side and well, I think whoever got the cream picked up the wrong pot...

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  • angry pirate
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    +1
    Tone has been well and truly lowered. Beer and chips? Tssk. Ruffians to a man.
    The Earl Grey is brewing and there's some tea cakes. Just don't chip the china

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  • Black Templar
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    Pimms for the win fellow, or a nice sherry perhaps...

    Wait, what? a real post? where... Oh there was. damned and thriced damned. He was clearly in the bushes there. KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, KHAAAAAAAAAAAN.
    Feel just like James T Kirk with frustration now.

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  • Pasty
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    you ate everything else bt lol

    thinking of organising a civilised bbq for tomorrow as think ppl need a good hearty hot meal after a hard day post spotting i have the salad things and meat and beers but no wine or pimms i'm afraid

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  • Black Templar
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    What is this? I go to check the Duck and pancakes and its devolved into beer and fish and chips? the very notion.... Navy types no doubt, how very 'blokey' I fear there will be talk of guns and hurling abuse shortly. Top notch stuff.

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  • Pasty
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    what what

    i leave for a few minutes to go to the offy and someone real posts

    larger for you felix i hope skippy p*** is good enough

    sorry sean the only cider i could get was white lighting

    and a nice real ale for me to sit and wait for the next real post lol

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  • seansamurai1
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    That was a full on ninja post. Came out of nowhere.

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  • TopSillySteve
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    Originally posted by Hawke View Post
    Blimey. A real post. Didn't see that coming.
    Lol

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  • Hawke
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    Blimey. A real post. Didn't see that coming.

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  • omnomnom
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    *shooting a guy laid in some shrubbery ~3 metres infront of me with a pistol* WHY YOU NO TAKE YOUR HITS?! I'm thinking to mysel. *5minutes later the whistle blows and its game over. the guy gets up and exclaims quite smuggly* "Not suprised no one saw me, camolflauge in it!"

    ...

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  • felix80
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    larger for me as im a southern softie lol
    hey sean wots your tipple shippers

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  • seansamurai1
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    Nice flat scrumpy, the one with the bits in it.

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  • Pasty
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    what beer larger or real put hair on chest stuff?

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  • felix80
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    get some beer in as well while youre at it

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