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3 September, 2010, 18:41
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Hmm. Well, do you enjoy your work bang?
ShauG36C: Only problem was, I shot two and more came
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one of my bug out bag 5.11 man bag, consists of 2 x ak mags rifle scope 2 x packets of glucose tablets 1 x map 2 x cylume for heli lifts epi pen smoke grenade distraction grenade. some frank boff, baby wipes (for the banging) spare sun glasses $100 condoms , seatbelt knife. think thats it no spare gps
im to sexy for my young arms. i have told a fe different people about this today and they have all laughed there tits off. think its the funniest things they have heard in ages. its actually now a running joke everybody checking everyone elses are and trying to guess there age. next it will be legs and then whats next , in a hostile environment entertainment is entertainment.
that was a priceless comment hope you will know you will go down in the memory books. i was considering sending it to a mate when he doing modis operandi of terrorists etc . when faces blacked out , check there arms you will get a ruff age
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3 September, 2010, 18:45
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if i was clever enough to understand what you just wrote i would send you a reply. but as not rock on!!!!!!!! sexual puns are life my friend
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3 September, 2010, 18:47
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Hmm. Well, do you enjoy your work bang?
na mate hate it. get paid well. live in hot weather , have guns get to blow stuff up.play on range at least twice a week, once every 2 weeks in a killhouse. play with all sorts of toys .
na really bad mate like cleaning toilets.
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3 September, 2010, 18:47
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"How old is grandad mummy?"
" Guess honey"
" How?!?"
"Check his arms."
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3 September, 2010, 18:48
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I suppose it has it's ups and downs then. Im sorry if I have missed the info, but do clients hire you as protection or are you employed by the local government to keep the peace?
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3 September, 2010, 18:52
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Well our original plan to work out how old bang was was to cut him in half and count his rings...
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3 September, 2010, 18:59
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I suppose it has it's ups and downs then. Im sorry if I have missed the info, but do clients hire you as protection or are you employed by the local government to keep the peace?
na on a private contract with a private security contract on an election observer gig for 6 weeks
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3 September, 2010, 19:19
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I bet that pays well then bang... don't make us envy you. (:
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3 September, 2010, 19:28
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I bet that pays well then bang... don't make us envy you. (:
minimum wage bro
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3 September, 2010, 19:31
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How can you tell from someones arms? thats got to be the best thing i have ever heard, even when i have done all my int course and body manipulation course etc i have never heard of "your arms look somewhat youthful"
Hehe, I'm glad it made you smile :D
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minimum wage bro
Lies . . . :D
I have a mate that does the same sort of thing, he earns . . . . Well . . . . a lot . . . .
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Millzy I honestly only just noticed that your avatar blinks. I thought I was having a hallucination for a second..
Anyway. Boobs.
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3 September, 2010, 19:40
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Agree with arm man above me (:
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3 September, 2010, 19:52
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Hehe, I'm glad it made you smile :D
Lies . . . :D
I have a mate that does the same sort of thing, he earns . . . . Well . . . . a lot . . . .
aye it did that. it works out about £7.26 an hour not to bad........
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3 September, 2010, 19:54
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Times that by 24 for 3 months?
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3 September, 2010, 20:12
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Times that by 24 for 3 months?
that works out less than minimum wage , put it this way i have been here 2 weeks and made a shed load. on average for a TL job its about 400 a day average some a little less some a little more.but its a high risk and alot of responsibility
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