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  • Re: Private Security Loadout

    Hmm. Well, do you enjoy your work bang?
    ShauG36C: Only problem was, I shot two and more came

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      Originally posted by bangyourdead View Post
      one of my bug out bag 5.11 man bag, consists of 2 x ak mags rifle scope 2 x packets of glucose tablets 1 x map 2 x cylume for heli lifts epi pen smoke grenade distraction grenade. some frank boff, baby wipes (for the banging) spare sun glasses $100 condoms , seatbelt knife. think thats it no spare gps

      im to sexy for my young arms. i have told a fe different people about this today and they have all laughed there tits off. think its the funniest things they have heard in ages. its actually now a running joke everybody checking everyone elses are and trying to guess there age. next it will be legs and then whats next , in a hostile environment entertainment is entertainment.

      that was a priceless comment hope you will know you will go down in the memory books. i was considering sending it to a mate when he doing modis operandi of terrorists etc . when faces blacked out , check there arms you will get a ruff age

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        if i was clever enough to understand what you just wrote i would send you a reply. but as not rock on!!!!!!!! sexual puns are life my friend
        Last edited by Sci Fi Steve; 23 December, 2010, 15:09.

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          Originally posted by Krinkov View Post
          Hmm. Well, do you enjoy your work bang?
          na mate hate it. get paid well. live in hot weather , have guns get to blow stuff up.play on range at least twice a week, once every 2 weeks in a killhouse. play with all sorts of toys .


          na really bad mate like cleaning toilets.
          Last edited by Sci Fi Steve; 23 December, 2010, 15:10. Reason: language

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          • Re: Private Security Loadout

            "How old is grandad mummy?"
            " Guess honey"
            " How?!?"
            "Check his arms."
            ShauG36C: Only problem was, I shot two and more came

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            • Re: Private Security Loadout

              I suppose it has it's ups and downs then. Im sorry if I have missed the info, but do clients hire you as protection or are you employed by the local government to keep the peace?
              ShauG36C: Only problem was, I shot two and more came

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                Well our original plan to work out how old bang was was to cut him in half and count his rings...

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                  Originally posted by Krinkov View Post
                  I suppose it has it's ups and downs then. Im sorry if I have missed the info, but do clients hire you as protection or are you employed by the local government to keep the peace?
                  na on a private contract with a private security contract on an election observer gig for 6 weeks

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                    I bet that pays well then bang... don't make us envy you. (:
                    ShauG36C: Only problem was, I shot two and more came

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                      Originally posted by Krinkov View Post
                      I bet that pays well then bang... don't make us envy you. (:
                      minimum wage bro

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                        Originally posted by bangyourdead View Post
                        How can you tell from someones arms? thats got to be the best thing i have ever heard, even when i have done all my int course and body manipulation course etc i have never heard of "your arms look somewhat youthful"
                        Hehe, I'm glad it made you smile :D


                        Originally posted by bangyourdead View Post
                        minimum wage bro
                        Lies . . . :D

                        I have a mate that does the same sort of thing, he earns . . . . Well . . . . a lot . . . .
                        Originally posted by The Laughing Man
                        Millzy I honestly only just noticed that your avatar blinks. I thought I was having a hallucination for a second..

                        Anyway. Boobs.

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                          Agree with arm man above me (:
                          ShauG36C: Only problem was, I shot two and more came

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                            Originally posted by Millzy View Post
                            Hehe, I'm glad it made you smile :D




                            Lies . . . :D

                            I have a mate that does the same sort of thing, he earns . . . . Well . . . . a lot . . . .
                            aye it did that. it works out about £7.26 an hour not to bad........

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                              Times that by 24 for 3 months?
                              Originally posted by The Laughing Man
                              Millzy I honestly only just noticed that your avatar blinks. I thought I was having a hallucination for a second..

                              Anyway. Boobs.

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                                Originally posted by Millzy View Post
                                Times that by 24 for 3 months?
                                that works out less than minimum wage , put it this way i have been here 2 weeks and made a shed load. on average for a TL job its about 400 a day average some a little less some a little more.but its a high risk and alot of responsibility

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