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  • LukeCDC
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    My first time at a site down in kent at AP south there was a 20 somthing bloke wearing a white hoodie all day and not taking his hits and then moaning when others don't

    The next time i went my team had just flushed the enemy base and sent them wandering off to respawn, two minuites later theres three kids in the safe zone (which is right next to their base) screaming ...i go to check it out and they moan that they dont want to be shot by there base, so i do the gentleman thing and escort them to there base giving them my word that no-one will shoot them until they respawn...so i lead them up the hill calling off my teamates and finsly pointing the kids to there base...as i walk off telling my team theres nothing to worry about i get full auto'd in the back,so i call my hit and as i turn around its those three kids i helped all reloading because they just emptied there mags into me mother f***ing t**tbag arseholes

    Sent from my phone via a rant

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  • Michaelpickles
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    First game I went to and this guy had his back turned to me so I amazingly got a knife kill on him, he wasnt happy about that so turned round and shot me more or less point plank in the neck with his pistol, all i can say for that was a lot of bad words came out of my mouth and the guy got ejected from the site as the marshal saw everything, but by god that shot hurt

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  • B.E.N.
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    Originally posted by rtf1976 View Post
    If I was marshalling and saw it, that's an immediate ban and down the lane you go to wait for your mummy to pick you up
    I would have waited for his Mum to arrive at the end of the day and... well... you know...

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  • RiflemanLizard
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    To hell with making the world a better place! I'd have marched his teeth in open order.
    I got angry just reading that.

    So much for being a well balanced individual.

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  • Figjam
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    Thanks guys. The therapeutic value of this thread is much under-estimated: I'm feeling much better now.

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  • Jez Armstrong
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    Originally posted by BAMF View Post
    I'd have pushed that pistol right up his 'arris, no two ways about it.
    I'd save that for his mum when she picks him up for raising such a bastard

    Sent from the toilet whilst having a dump

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  • BAMF
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    I'd have pushed that pistol right up his 'arris, no two ways about it.

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  • Jez Armstrong
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    Sorry but I'd have punched that mug straight in the jaw and accept a ban from that site

    Sent from the toilet whilst having a dump

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  • rtf1976
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    Originally posted by Figjam View Post
    Went and did the decent thing this week, and apologised to a lad who had to shoot me 3 times with his pistol from 25-30m away. I get it myself as I run a low powered gun quite often, sometimes guys just don't feel it, but if I want airsoft to be played to a good standard, got to set the example myself, so over I went to make my apologies.

    Unfortunately it turned out the lad was a twit of the first order, a lad who I've come across a few times: mouthy, convinced he is a super-l33t-operator, even though he appears to be in his 20s but gets dropped off to skirmish by his parents apparently. But you know, still have to do the right thing, so I press on with my apology.

    Long story short, he doesn't accept my apology or explanation, tells me his pistol is plenty powerful enough to be felt and proceeds to give me a shot in the thigh from 3m away just to show how powerful it is. The false comparison of a shot from 3m to a shot 10 times that distance didn't seem to occur to him, or the notion that shooting someone, especially a stranger, in the leg after end-ex might not be acceptable behaviour.

    I'm sorry, but this kind of bellendry makes me want to flip my shizzle. But alas I'm handicapped with a strong desire to make the world a better place by setting an example of decency, which in these circumstances conflicts with a strong desire to rid the world of semi-autistic man-children, perhaps with some kind of giant food blender, I haven't yet decided.

    If I was marshalling and saw it, that's an immediate ban and down the lane you go to wait for your mummy to pick you up

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  • Figjam
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    Went and did the decent thing this week, and apologised to a lad who had to shoot me 3 times with his pistol from 25-30m away. I get it myself as I run a low powered gun quite often, sometimes guys just don't feel it, but if I want airsoft to be played to a good standard, got to set the example myself, so over I went to make my apologies.

    Unfortunately it turned out the lad was a twit of the first order, a lad who I've come across a few times: mouthy, convinced he is a super-l33t-operator, even though he appears to be in his 20s but gets dropped off to skirmish by his parents apparently. But you know, still have to do the right thing, so I press on with my apology.

    Long story short, he doesn't accept my apology or explanation, tells me his pistol is plenty powerful enough to be felt and proceeds to give me a shot in the thigh from 3m away just to show how powerful it is. The false comparison of a shot from 3m to a shot 10 times that distance didn't seem to occur to him, or the notion that shooting someone, especially a stranger, in the leg after end-ex might not be acceptable behaviour.

    I'm sorry, but this kind of bellendry makes me want to flip my shizzle. But alas I'm handicapped with a strong desire to make the world a better place by setting an example of decency, which in these circumstances conflicts with a strong desire to rid the world of semi-autistic man-children, perhaps with some kind of giant food blender, I haven't yet decided.

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  • Mister Zsasz
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    Originally posted by loki7491 View Post
    Don't even have them as a rule. We employ a things called "tactical awareness" and "communication".

    If you are unsure, shoot them. If they turn out to be on your team, you should try working together as a team that little bit harder! (We play with a "naked" team without I.D. Armbands and a "Banditos" team who wear a band on each arm)
    and yet ol' Chad manages to lace up his team mates!

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  • rtf1976
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    Sometimes the stupidity of airsofters amazes me

    a few examples:-

    My gun isn't shooting, well if you hadn't used it as a walking stick and ended up with half a field up the barrel maybe it would

    Full SWAT uniform including respirator on one of the hottest days of the year, no fluids and then surprised when he collapses with heat exhaustion

    Having a full screaming match at a bush cause it won't take its hits

    Screaming at a player "dead men don't talk" as the player he shot shouts "dead man walking"

    Asking how you make a pot noodle

    Looking down a barrel of a gun, mag in, battery connected to see if it's blocked

    Taking off eye protection in the field but it's ok cause I can't see any of the enemy

    At least a grands worth of kit, yet only one battery that would struggle to power a smoke detector and not even charged

    Eight high cap mags and not a single bb in any of them, only discovered at the other end of the site, a good ten minutes from the safe zone

    Thinking a pair of nike trainers is sufficient in a woodland site in the middle of winter

    and the list could go on

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  • loki7491
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    Don't even have them as a rule. We employ a things called "tactical awareness" and "communication".

    If you are unsure, shoot them. If they turn out to be on your team, you should try working together as a team that little bit harder! (We play with a "naked" team without I.D. Armbands and a "Banditos" team who wear a band on each arm)

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  • B.E.N.
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    Colour challenge rules as above. You can elect to not answer but never lie.

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  • Smeg2727
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    I prefer it that way.
    People will still rage if you challenge them, they ignore you, and you bound the room and friendly fire.
    But hey.
    Nobody dies right...

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