tw@t's on the field .. :)

[felix80]

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African my good chap going to bag a zebra pelt for the gentleman's club

[seansamurai1]

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It's definitely not a zebra my dear Felix, that's far to common for our club.

A breed of animal I've never heard of before, I think it's in an unexplored part of the empire, I'm sure this rare beast was called a festa, fasta, no no, that's it a fiesta. Apparently a small brain controls them but it's enough to survive I suppose.

[Pasty]

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I say does that animal have a big or small head just would like to know if going to fall over it everytime i walked over in front of the fire to warm ones rump in the cold weather

[seansamurai1]

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I've been told they have quite large heads, apparently a very weak jawbone, it narrows down the hunt to areas where it's prey is quite soft so easy to eat.

[Pasty]

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So caution when nearing the fire then can't have to much of the fine single malt in case I trip

[Black Templar]

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Regarding Hawke, I noticed with interest his portrait looked suspiciously like that of Allen Quatermain, I can only assume the fine fellow has taken 'Matilda' out to bag some game. Got to keep his eye in.

[felix80]

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is there a dart board in the club?

[Black Templar]

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My dear chap, its near to the billiard rooms.

[felix80]

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ah then dont let that nice chap sean in there after a few drinks he tends to throw darts at people

[seansamurai1]

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Yes, I get flash backs to my time in the outer reaches of the empire, ammo was low, spears, spears everywhere................
Terribly sorry chaps, I um phased out a little bit then.

[Black Templar]

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A club requirement after several snifters dear chap.

[Pasty]

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There there good chap we've all been there

[felix80]

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all is forgiven old bean

[seansamurai1]

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You..........you are all true gentlemen.

[Pasty]

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I say has anyone seen Jeeves i sent him for my streak half an hour ago