tw@t's on the field .. :)

[Fumps]

Re: tw@t's on the field ..

Aww no !!!
there is no straw attached to me packet of "Just juice"

[Counting Count]

Re: tw@t's on the field ..

That's why one is drinking ribena pouches... Built in straw.

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[Smeg2727]

Re: tw@t's on the field ..

Watching a bb hit a player, them yell ouch, then yell weapon hit....

[Fumps]

Re: tw@t's on the field ..

oooo get you

I bet you have a propper Tupaware tub & everything

mines Power rangers

[LukeCDC]

Re: tw@t's on the field ..

it's all about the superstore's own white chocalate chip cookies :-)

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[DirtBoy]

tw@t's on the field ..

Just as me and my friend I brought along got to this field these groups of regulars criticised us for using hire guns...

And then proceeded to claim us as cheaters when we outplayed them and their polar stars. Pretty twattish I'd think.


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[helpimonfire]

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Today at a site I won't mention the name of, I had a great day. Sadly I had an issue and it was only with one player...

A chap dressed head to toe in pristine MTP, rocking a large (and quite impressive) beard, standing atop a large hill and barking orders at his team. Now, normally this wouldn't annoy me, it was when he then turned to me and called me a pussy for "not getting stuck in". Bear in mind, I'd been getting stuck in all day and I'd just been shot out, I was just minding my own business, talking while taking on some water as it was bloody hot today.

My reply, which was promptly ignored, did make me feel like a bit of a tosser... But I think it was justified.

Please, by all means, shout and scream at your team (some of which were really nice guys and great to talk to), but when you stand 100m from the action with your quite frankly, ridiculous M16 with a rubber bayonet, bipod, Madbull short XM203 and a f*cking drum mag, don't you dare call me a pussy! I think me calling you a "fat c***" was quite a let off for yourself. I didn't fancy being escorted off site for inserting said-M16 your arse to the magwell.

Also, please stop destroying brilliant movie quotes and assuming nobody knows where you got them from.

Love and kisses
helpimonfire
xxx

[RitchieTheBrit]

Re: tw@t's on the field ..

I now have a picture in my head of a beardy guy with an M16 as a third leg...

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[skippyasi]

Re: tw@t's on the field ..

Guys like that give the rest of us with beards a bad name

[helpimonfire]

Re: tw@t's on the field ..

Guys like that give the rest of us with beards a bad name

As a host for a beard, I feel the same way. (Albeit a short beard - damn you work!)

You realise you don't have a beard right? The beard has just chosen you as a host and has decided to make you a dashing, handsome and sophisticated chap.

[skippyasi]

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This is my beard. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My beard is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my beard is useless. Without my beard, I am useless.

[ukpred]

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People get so anal while playing and forget your there for fun and take it oh so seriously, just tell them to take a chill pill i do so hate the rambo wannabe's you tend to find on site.

[god84]

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The joy of the tracer unit

You'd think these things would make a differece, i shot a ladat 5 ft with my Vector with 3 shots one sat on his uniform then fell off as he declined he had been hit, luckily the marshall was stood behind him and saw the 3 tracers hit him.

Tracers should help but some just dont believe they can be bested at any point!

[Figjam]

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haha, I did a lad with my tracer at the Mall and it sat there glowing in his tac-vest. I was actually annoyed that he took his hit, because would have been so sweet to go up and point to it if he'd not.

I did get over that and have some perspective about 2 seconds later: honourable players are precious chicks and should be looked after.

[htank09]

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I can remember at a game, we were getting spawn camped and all of a sudden a guy wearing a tank top ran straight at the spawn, I was behind cover and a bit buggerd off at this guy so I dumped 2 3 second burst up his back. Let's just say grown men do cry.

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